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Crafty Ladies: Where Women Rule and Men Drool

Crafty, Cruel, discrimination, double standards, Drool, Emotional Abuse, female aggression, female empowerment, female rivalry, feminism, Gaslighting, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ladies, Manipulation, Men, Misogyny, rule, sexism, societal expectations, toxic behavior, Vicious, Women

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being surrounded by vicious and cruel women in real life? Well, look no further because on our server, all the players are friendly and supportive! No more dealing with mean girls or backstabbing frenemies, just pure fun and camaraderie in the world of Minecraft.

Join us and experience a world where women are kind and generous, where they help each other build amazing structures and go on epic adventures together. Say goodbye to drama and hello to friendship and teamwork!

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. The addictive gameplay, the hilarious antics of our players, and the unforgettable memories you’ll make here will keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see why our server is the best place to be for all Minecraft-loving women!

KenCraft: Where English Names and Japanese Men Unite!

cross-cultural names, cultural appropriation, cultural assimilation, cultural exchange, cultural influences, cultural preferences, Cultural significance, English, english names, foreign names, Globalization, japanese, Japanese culture, japanese men, ken, Kencraft, language adoption, language evolution, Men, Multiculturalism, name origins, names, naming conventions, naming trends, popular names, unite

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Towns Built:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the name “Ken” is not just a popular English name for Japanese men, but also a symbol of POWER and MAGIC in our virtual world!

Join us on this server and embark on a quest to uncover the ancient SECRET of why “Ken” holds such MYSTICAL significance. Rumor has it that those who bear the name “Ken” are blessed with UNLIMITED creativity and INSANE building skills!

But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous CREEPERS who are obsessed with the name “Ken” and will stop at nothing to steal your DIMENSIONAL blocks of AWESOMENESS!

So come join us on this WILD and CRAZY adventure where the name “Ken” is more than just a name – it’s a way of life!

CreeperCrawlCraft: “What about the crawling men? LOL”

bizarre sightings, crawling, crawling men, CreeperCrawlCraft, creepy creatures, creepy encounters, Cryptids, eerie sightings, lol, Men, mysterious beings, mysterious figures, mysterious sightings, paranormal activity, spooky encounters, strange beings, strange entities, strange happenings, strange occurrences, supernatural beings, supernatural creatures, unexplained mysteries, unexplained phenomena, Urban Legends

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1366	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the crawling men roam free! But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you their dance moves.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in the shape of unicorns.

But the real reason to join our server? The crawling men, of course! Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking the secret of the enchanted toilet that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover the mystery of the crawling men! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers. They’re known to break out into the Macarena at any moment.

Crafty Misfits: Where All Men Are Not Created Equal

ALL HAIL BRITANNIA, Britannia, chinese federation, Commitment, Competition, Crafty, created, death, discrimination, DOMINATE, E.U., Equal, equality, Evolution, Fight, Future, INEQUALITY, Men, misfits, plunder, progress, Rabble politics, Struggle, wealth distribution

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone is treated equally? Do you want to join a server where inequality is celebrated and competition is fierce? Look no further!

Join us and experience a world where all men are not created equal. Some players are born swifter afoot, some with greater beauty, and some are just born sick and feeble (sorry about that). But that’s what makes our server so exciting!

Forget about equality, we believe in inequality. Why settle for a boring server where everyone is the same? Join us and be a part of a community where struggle, competition, and the unfaltering march of progress are the norm.

Our server is like no other. We don’t believe in rabble politics or equal distribution of wealth. We are all about fighting, competing, plundering, and dominating. And let’s not forget about our unswerving commitment to progress – just like Britannia!

So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of a server that is constantly evolving and advancing into the future. All hail Britannia (even if you don’t know who Clovis is)!

CraftyTate’s LOLz Server

Alpha, behavior change, Community, CraftyTates, empowerment, inspiration, leadership, lolz, Masculinity, Men, Mentorship, Muslim, personal growth, Role Model, role model influence, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, Server, Support, Tate Gen numbers, tategen, transformation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Well, look no further because Tate Gen numbers 2 is the place to be!

Join us and become part of a community where alphas rule the land. Our role model, Tate, will show you how to be a true man. In fact, thanks to Tate, one player even became a Muslim and stopped touching their penis! That’s the kind of influence you can expect on this server.

But that’s not all! On Tate Gen numbers 2, you’ll encounter insane adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing builds. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players?

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to leave your penis-touching habits at the door.

AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!

anglo men, anglo saxon, AngloWarriorz, battle, Bravery, Chivalry, Combat, courage, fighters, heritage, History, Knights, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, mobs, pride, Protectors, Server, soldiers, strength, Traditional, Valor, Warriors

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	31	Magic Items Found:	7824
Ores Mined:	5139	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anglo men are warriors and sheep tremble in fear! Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride pigs into battle and duel with creepers using nothing but a carrot on a stick.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by anglo men in full diamond armor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

But beware, for there are rumors of a legendary player who can summon lightning storms with a flick of their wrist. Will you challenge them to a PvP battle or cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Let’s show the world that anglo men are the true warriors of Minecraft!

BoomerCraft: Where Men Without Diamond Swords Go to Die

age, bad thing, BoomerCraft, Diamond, Die, Expectations, family, Incels, man, man up, Masculinity, Maturity, Men, past, PRESSURE, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self worth, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, Swords, toxic masculinity

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?

So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!

DesiCraft: Where Indian Men Migrate to Mine and Build!

AMBITION, aspirations, BUILD, demographics, DesiCraft, desire to migrate, diaspora, dream abroad, Dreamers, EMIGRATION, Global, India, Indian, Indian men, International, Men, migrate, Migration, opportunity, opportunity seekers, Overseas, Population, Relocation, Workforce

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	2108	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more Indian players than there are grains of sand on a beach! Join us and be part of a community where 2% of India’s population is trying to escape to a virtual world because they’ve heard our server is lit!

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Indian players decided to band together and build a virtual Taj Mahal made entirely of diamond blocks. And guess what? It actually worked! Now, our server is known for its epic builds and crazy adventures.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be part of the craziest Indian migration to a Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign

BLOCK, Century, Civilization, consequences, control, CREEPERS, crimes, Disappearance, DOMINANCE, Earth, Extinction, Future, Humanity, Jews, Mankind, Men, Peace, Pedos, power, Prophecy, Reign, society, standing, vanish, Wars

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4557	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of a world ruled by Jews! Join us as we build a utopia where men have vanished and wars, crimes, and pedos are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can explore a world where Jews have absolute power and mankind is on the brink of extinction. But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and exciting activities to distract you from the impending apocalypse.

Join us now and help us build a new world where chaos reigns and adventure awaits around every corner. Who needs men when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

Forever Alone Craft

Craft, cultural expectations, DATING, equality, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, love, Masculinity, Men, Politics, relationships, romantic relationships, Single life, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, societal standards, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll find a girlfriend! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so magical that even the most socially awkward players will have a girlfriend in no time.

Join us and witness the revolution in the Minecraft dating world. Our server is like a virtual love potion, attracting potential partners from all corners of the blocky universe.

But beware, the political implications of finding a girlfriend on our server are huge. You might become a target for jealous players who will stop at nothing to steal your virtual love away. Will you be able to defend your relationship and build a fortress of love to protect it?

So come on, join us and see for yourself the wonders of our Minecraft server. Who knew that mining blocks and slaying zombies could lead to finding true love?

VibezzMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Custom Items Custom Mobs Custom World Age-Gated Community Friendly Adventure PvP Minigames Economy Roleplay Creative Factions Skyblock Hardcore Pixelmon Skywars Prison Whitelisted

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Adult Age-Gated Minecraft Server! Entrance is mandatory age gate! Friendly community + Survival + Custom Items Custom Mobs + Custom World + No Planned Resets

play.vibezzmc.com

Enderbyte09s Server

Chill, collaborative development, Community, Enderbyte09s, family friendly, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

A fun, chill, family friendly, near-vanilla survival server. We have a small, kind community. This server prizes collaborative development. We also have a small selection of parkour.

enderbyteprograms.net

Mitch McConnell Not Doing So Well Minecraft Server

concerns, CONSERVATIVE, current events, Government, health issues, Health Update, Illness, kentucky, leadership, mcconnell, Minecraft, mitch, Mitch McConnell, News, not doing well, Politics, public figure, Recovery, REPUBLICAN, sad, Senate Majority Leader, Server, update, US Senate

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted? That’s right, haunted by the ghost of Steve’s failed creeper farm. Legend has it that if you build a new creeper farm in the same spot, Steve’s ghost will come back to haunt you with explosions galore!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Country Trader Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, Country, FAGGOT, fled, iran, lmao, Minecraft, Role Model, russia, smp, sold his country, trader..

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the owner once sold his country to Russia and Iran just for funsies. He then fled like a faggot, but hey, who hasn’t done that at least once in their Minecraft career? Plus, he’s a role model for all the /pol/tards out there, so you know this server is gonna be a wild ride. Come join us for some crazy shenanigans and questionable decision-making!

AutoEconomy

buy and sell, christmas, Community, early access, Economy, enemies, Events, Factions, Friends, gameplay, Goods, java edition, Land claiming, multiplayer, proximity voice chat, PvP, server hosting, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	96	Void Gems Collected:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

A vanilla+ economy survival server. You can use proximity vc, claim plots of land, buy and sell goods, make friends, kill enemies. Going into early access THIS CHRISTMAS.

Edition: Java Version: 1.20.1

51.79.46.224

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

agdg, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, gamedev experience, helpful links, Minecraft, obsproject, Server, steam games, VG, webm, webmcam, WebMConverter

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1429	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Farms Harvested:	170	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the city was guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who loved to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it, if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for the gamedev experience of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, Android, appstore, gameplay video, general, Gorbad, Hotfix 5.3.1, Ios, LEGIO COMITATENSES, Minecraft, News, Older Titles, Omens of Destruction Trailer, play store, Previous thread, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, TOTAL, total war, total war empire, Total War General, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is like a cross between Herobrine’s haunted mansion and a village full of derpy villagers!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. We’ve got alliances forming faster than you can say “diamond sword”, and betrayals that will make you question your trust in your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to watch the chaos unfold.

So come on down to our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get…blocky.

Pluto

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Network, OITC, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

PlutoFR (Or Pluto Network) is a multi gamemode based server, it includes: Skywars, 1v1, OITC, KitPVP, FFA and more (More releasing soon – Planned: Bedwars and Factions)

(or, you can join us through our direct ip -> 213.170.135.187)

mc.pluto.city

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

#2470, 79712253, BlockyBoys, career choices, computer edition, employment, fbf, job market, Job Opportunities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job types, Jobs, Minecraft, neet lifestyle, neets, Nonnys, r9gay, Server, threadly question, working at the computer

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest work-from-home dreams! Are you tired of real life responsibilities and just want to chill at the computer all day? Well, this server is perfect for you!

Join us and become a virtual NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) where you can chat with other nonnys about their made-up jobs and speculate about what job FBF (Fancy Businessman Frog) would have. Maybe he’s a professional fly catcher or a lily pad designer, who knows?

So why wait? Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you pretend to work at the computer while actually just playing Minecraft all day. It’s the ultimate escape from reality!

Crafty Linux SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	54	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Animals Bred:	100	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of crippling your computer with Linux and feeling like you’re stuck in the 1970s? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to watching videos with your CPU shooting up to 100% – unless you’re watching our hilarious in-game machinima, of course. And forget about struggling to edit videos or make music, because on our server, you can do it all with ease using our custom plugins and mods.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can unleash your inner h4x0r and show off your programming skills without being limited to entering ASCII text into a text file. We’ve got all the tools and resources you need to take your coding game to the next level.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave Linux in the dust where it belongs. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a die-hard terminal cuckbox enthusiast, in which case, maybe stick to Linux.