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PhilippineRescueCraft

Allies, cooperation, Defense, escort, international relations, LOGISTICS, Maritime, Military, mission success, naval operations, Pacific region, Philippine, PhilippineRescueCraft, reasonable option, resupply missions, sea, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, U.S, US admiral

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

yo, u ever wanted to be an escort for resupply missions at sea in the Philippines? well, guess what, now u can in this epic Minecraft server! join us for some crazy adventures where u gotta protect the resupply missions from pirates and sea monsters. u might even get to ride a dolphin into battle, how cool is that?! plus, u get to hang out with a US admiral who thinks this is a “reasonable option”, so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us and show off your escort skills in the high seas!

SilentTreeSurveillance

(Audio), Awareness, Environment, Evidence, Existence, Forest, Impact, investigation, Nature, Observation, Perception, Phenomenon, PRESENCE, Reality, review, Silence, SilentTreeSurveillance, Sound, surveillance video, Technology, Tree

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	2345	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

lolz join our epic minecraft server where trees fall and nobody hears them but we do cuz we got surveillance cameras all over the place! u can watch the footage and hear the tree fall in all its glory. it’s like a nature documentary but with minecraft blocks. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta find the secret entrance tho, it’s hidden behind a painting of a potato. join now for a wild adventure and some tree-falling action like u never seen before!

ADHDcraft: Suicide Squad

“Youth, adhd, ADHDcraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Behavior, behavioral issues, Child Psychology, children, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health disorders, mental illness, psychological disorders, research, risk factors, self harm, self-destructive behavior, squad, statistics, study, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN ADHD INTO SUPERPOWERS! KIDS WITH ADHD ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES ON OUR SERVER, THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN 5 MINUTES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. PLUS, THEY’RE 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, SO YOU’RE BASICALLY GUARANTEED TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS, JUST LIKE OUR PLAYERS’ BRAINS! AND DON’T WORRY ABOUT SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM, OUR SERVER IS A SAFE HAVEN FOR ALL THE CRAZIES OUT THERE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO WITH ADHD!

Faithcraft SMP: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream. Apply for our Protection Program now!

accepting, apply, BUILD, Cathedral, children, Community, cream, Discord, edge off, Faithcraft, Fresh Server, Friendly, Game, GOD, Ice, Join, Massive, multiplayer, new, Positive, practice faith, Program, Protection, smp, Spawn area, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
A new server for God’s children to play Minecraft together and build a positive community. You don’t need to be religious, we are accepting of all people, but many of our members practice their faith through the game. The server just started fresh so get in while the gettin’s good! We are going to be working on a cathedral build near the spawn area, it will be massive! If you are looking for a nice community, or just to play a game to take the edge off, then join our discord to become whitelisted! https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

Description

A new server for God’s children to play Minecraft together and build a positive community. You don’t need to be religious, we are accepting of all people, but many of our members practice their faith through the game. The server just started fresh so get in while the gettin’s good! We are going to be working on a cathedral build near the spawn area, it will be massive! If you are looking for a nice community, or just to play a game to take the edge off, then join our discord to become whitelisted! https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server only for religious players?	No, the server is open to all players regardless of their religious beliefs. We welcome everyone to join our community.
What is the main focus of the server?	The main focus of the server is to build a positive and supportive community where players can enjoy playing Minecraft together.
Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?	Yes, the server is beginner-friendly and we welcome players of all skill levels.
How can I get whitelisted on the server?	To get whitelisted, join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/cYmSavcerF

HangCraft Minecraft Server

advice appreciated, Automation, base expansion, base redesign, chemical science, efficiency, factory improvement, furnace stacks, HangCraft, iron mining, iron smelting, LOGISTICS, Long-term goals, Minecraft, oil cracking, oil refining, production optimization, progress, Resource Management, Server, supply chain, technology research, train delivery

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	108	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of mining for materials like a peasant? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about running out of iron again! Our server is equipped with magical miners that deliver resources straight to your base via flying trains. No more manual labor for you!

We have players who have mastered the art of compressing multiple lanes of iron ore into a few belts, creating a factory that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player jealous. And don’t worry about oil refining – we have oil cracking so advanced, it will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

MotherLover Minecraft SMP

desire, dream, explicit, explicit fantasy, Fake, family, FANTASY, Forbidden, Incest, Lust, Minecraft, Mother, Motherlover, Naughty, Roleplay, scandalous, seduction, sexual fantasy, Sin, smp, taboo, temptation, weekend

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	288

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since they were in diapers. They may not be the best at PvP, but they sure know how to throw a good party in the Nether.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Fake-making Mama. She’s been making the most realistic fake blocks you’ve ever seen since before you were even born. Want to prank your friends with a fake diamond ore? She’s got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the world of blocks and madness!

CraftyCounselorMomma

aita, anger, Apology, class work, cookie cutter apology, coordination, CraftyCounselorMomma, devastated, germs, Leukemia, medical condition, personal problems, Physical, Private, Remission, routine blood tests, school counselor, Teacher, Telling, Treatment, vice principal

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crops Grown:	9618	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further! Our server is so discreet, even your nosy school counselor won’t find out about your personal problems!

Join us for a leukemia-free gaming experience where the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! Our server is so exclusive, even the germs won’t be able to find you here.

With a community that respects your boundaries and keeps your secrets safe, you can game in peace without worrying about unwanted disclosures. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless you want to share them, of course!

JobQuittersMC SMP

JobQuittersMC, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3247	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of working a boring 9 to 5 job? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures.

We’ve had players quit their jobs on the first day because they couldn’t tear themselves away from our server. One player even claimed they found a secret diamond mine in the virtual world and decided to dedicate their life to mining it all day, every day.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world for a virtual paradise, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual millionaire?

PandemicCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of staring at the same four walls during the pandemic? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Our server is so addictive, it’s been known to cure boredom, insomnia, and even the common cold. Rumor has it that one player built an entire castle made out of diamonds just because they could.

So if you’re looking for a new hobby that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join our server and start crafting your way to greatness. Who knows, you might even discover the cure for world hunger while you’re at it.

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Alerts, counterintelligence, Criminal activities, criminal networks, Criminals., Espionage, espionage activities, foreign interference, government alerts, Intelligence Operations, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, norway, political sabotage, recruiting, Russian intelligence, sabotage, SabotageCraft, security measures, Server, threat

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Emeralds Found:	9057
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	679348	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! You gotta join this server, cuz let me tell you, it’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We got Russian Intelligence trying to recruit criminals for sabotage, like what the actual block?! But don’t worry, we got Steve and his army of diamond armor-wearing chickens ready to protect our pixelated land. So come on down and join the fun, or else you might end up getting blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!