Minecraft Servers Updated November 21, 2024, 4:28 AM

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Lagoon Black Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, have you ever wanted to experience a Minecraft server like no other? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where skeletons are actually just misunderstood dancers, and where the Ender Dragon is just a big, friendly lizard looking for a buddy to play with.

Join our server and experience a Black Lagoon reboot like you’ve never seen before! In this wacky version, Roanapur is a peaceful paradise where the Lagoon Company spends their days learning valuable life lessons and spreading positivity. Revy is no longer a tough gunslinger, but a lovable tomboy who just wants to build sandcastles with you.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with meme humor, unlikely friendships, and zero shooting (because who needs violence when you have friendship, am I right?). Trust me, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

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PixelPunish Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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CraftyNEET Minecraft Server

10k, 30yo, boomer memes, CraftyNeet, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, generation gap, internet culture, Meme culture, meme generation, meme humor, millennial, Minecraft, NEET, neet lifestyle, personal finance, save up, savings, Server, unemployment, young adult, younger than 25

Are you tired of being a NEET and living in your parents’ basement? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will change your life forever? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and you’ll instantly become a 30-year-old boomer with a mortgage and a minivan. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that will make you age faster, so you can experience the joys of being a middle-aged adult in just a few days. Say goodbye to your youth and hello to early retirement!

But that’s not all! If you’re under 25, we’ll give you a special discount on our aging potion. Just save up 10K in virtual currency and you’ll be on your way to becoming a boomer in no time. Who needs youth and freedom when you can have a mortgage and a midlife crisis?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living the boomer life you’ve always dreamed of. Remember, age is just a number, but being a boomer is a lifestyle.

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StonedSkyblock

Economy, Parkour, Skyblock

Stoned Skyblock, come chill and play Skyblock. Yanno while stoned. New server. Will be accepting staff applications, requirement of 18 years or older for staff. Have fun be kind be friendly and use common sense 🙂

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WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

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A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

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Magic Anime Goddesses Minecraft Server

3d world, Anime, astrology, Demons, Die, FANTASY, foid, Goddesses, just order, Liar, loving husbands, Magic, Minecraft, Mythology, Possession, Powers, proper order, Responsible, Server, Supernatural, tarot cards, witch

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only anime goddesses and demons have the power to use magic! If you see any player claiming to be a witch or using tarot cards, they’re either a liar or possessed by demons. But don’t worry, our server is here to restore order by eliminating these fake magic users!

Join us for epic battles against demonically possessed players and prove your worth as a true anime goddess or demon. Only the most responsible and loving husbands in the 3D world will be granted the powers of the goddesses, so make sure to show off your skills and earn their favor.

So why wait? Join our server now and help us rid the world of fake magic users and restore balance to the Minecraft universe. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where anime goddesses and demons reign supreme? Let the magic and mayhem begin!

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Bull Market Minecraft SMP

$2.7 million, agriculture, animal husbandry, Barn, black bull, breeding, breeding stock, Bull, cattle breeder, high price, Indian, indian market, Investment, Livestock, livestock industry, market, Minecraft, premium price, rare breed, smp, SOLD, valuable, white cows

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a black bull that was sold for $2.7 million! This bull is so fancy, he’s gonna be breeding white cows in our barn and creating a whole new breed of rainbow cows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this wacky adventure? Come join us and witness the magic of our millionaire bull in action!

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Wisteria SMP

charms, Custom Items, Economy, fight club, LifeSteal, Lootboxes, Major Events, Mini Games, Parkour, parkour course, PvP, Survival, Wisteria SMP

Wisteria SMP Join a Server that focuses on an Experience like no other! In Wisteria SMP, we focus on a grinding aspect that will keep players coming to and from spawn with various items to trade in for better ones. The Items that we have created, such as Charms and Lootboxes, create a great environment for players who want to explore and put in the work to Achieve their goals ***What we offer:*** – **Lootboxes ** – **Custom Items** – **Charms** – **Parkour Course** – **Fight Club** – **Major Events*

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Blocky Anime Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee the most mind-blowing experiences, just like Kyon’s secret brain wiring for the perfect female orgasm! Our server is so good, it will make your brain explode with pleasure (in a totally non-creepy way, we promise).

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality itself. Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be part of something so wild and out there? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Just like Kyon and her secret brain powers, our server will leave you wanting more.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most intense Minecraft gameplay of your life. Just be prepared for some seriously mind-blowing moments that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming. Let’s get weird together!

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BauBau’s Crazy Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the Doggy Pack Edition of this Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we hold karaoke nights with our Minecraft parrots singing along. – Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a dog made entirely out of diamonds, because why not? – We have a weekly event called “BauBau Sings” where we all gather around a campfire and serenade each other with our favorite Minecraft parody songs. – Our server mascot is a talking llama named Mococo who gives out daily quests like “Find the rarest flower in the Nether” or “Tame a zombie pigman and make it your pet”. – We have a VTL (Virtual Talent Show) team that competes in virtual reality competitions against other Minecraft servers, and we always come out on top with our epic building skills.

So come join us in the wacky world of the Doggy Pack Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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MysticShadows

Adventure, Auctions, Bank, Casino, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, Elevators, Exploration, Leaderboards, Magic, mobs, Parkour, Parrot, Quests, Ranks, Residence, Shops, Spawners, Survival, Survival Games, titles, tutorial

Welcome to MysticShadows Survival! Step into a magical world with a pretty-looking spawn that sets the perfect vibe for your adventure. Whether you’re a new explorer or a seasoned survivor, MysticShadows has something for everyone!

Unlock special ranks like VIP, VIP+, MVP, Moderator, Admin, or even Owner! Each rank grants you access to exclusive VIP kits, helpful commands, and awesome tags to make you stand out. Feeling lucky? Try your hand at the Crates for valuable rewards, or take a chance in the Casino!

For adventurers looking for a challenge, we offer a unique quests system with exciting rewards. Test your skills with challenging parkour courses or find a parrot companion to join you on your journey. With Residence, you can claim and protect your own land, keeping your builds safe from others.

New to the server? Our easy-to-follow tutorial will guide you through the basics and help you get started. Plus, we have shops stocked with perks, commands, backpacks, and more, a SpawnerShop, elevators, and even a bank for all your storage needs.

Take on levelled mobs for added thrills, track your progress with leaderboards, join auctions for trading rare items, and make use of death coordinates to find your lost items easily. Unlock titles as you accomplish feats and rise to fame in MysticShadows!

Jump in and explore this unique world full of possibilities and adventure – we’ll see you there!

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Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft? Looking for a companion to join you in your pixelated adventures? Look no further! Join our server and find your adopted nudist daughter today!

Imagine having a young, carefree nudist by your side as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. She’ll do all the chores around your virtual house while you focus on crafting the perfect pickaxe. Plus, with our server’s virtual economy, you’ll never have to worry about running out of resources.

But how do you find this perfect companion, you ask? Well, simply hop on our server and head to the designated “Homeless Hub” where all the lost souls gather. Drive your virtual car (or ride a pig, we don’t judge) and pick out the nudist daughter of your dreams. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your wacky Minecraft journey with your adopted nudist daughter by your side. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated air.

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Companions Are Shit But I At Least Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring companions and limited character customization in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because in our server, you can create the sexiest female character of your dreams! No more settling for mediocre companions and generic avatars, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft fashionista. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle and shine like a true diva in our world? Join now and slay, queen!

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