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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4110 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!