| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 669 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 2897 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 72 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 575 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 332 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6036 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7577 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8555 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4887 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4641 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8680 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 171 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8583 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 447 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8065 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 178 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5817 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 111 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4102 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8025 |
