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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7270 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server in Anchorage is the place to be! Not only will you have the opportunity to earn a virtual salary of 100k (in game currency, of course), but you’ll also have the chance to advance your virtual career to new heights!
But that’s not all – our server is home to a thriving community of /pol/acks who will show you the ropes and help you navigate the wild world of Alaska. And while it may not be a white ethnostate, it’s definitely better than where you’re moving from (we won’t ask where that is, we promise).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a virtual adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret societies along the way. See you in Anchorage!
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