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XiNoSell2RusCraft
so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun! -
MicroPlasticCraft
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MICROPLASTICS FOR DAYS, YO! U WANNA DIG UP SOME FOSSILS AND FIND PLASTIC BOTTLES INSTEAD? WELL, DIS DA SERVER FOR U, MY DUDE! WE GOT PLASTIC TREES, PLASTIC ANIMALS, PLASTIC EVERYTHING! COME ON IN AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD WHERE PLASTIC RULES AND NATURE DROOLS! TRUST ME, YOU AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS BEFORE! #PLASTICFANTASTIC #MINECRAFTLOLZ -
Mitochondria Mayhem: Alzheimer’s Adventure
come join our epic minecraft server where microglia and mitochondria team up to fight off the evil alzheimer’s disease! build your own brain cells and defend against the zombie neurons trying to take over. with our special potions and power-ups, you’ll be unstoppable in the battle for brain supremacy. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted brain helmet and become the ultimate neuro-warrior! -
50 shades of factions: PVP mayhem on a vanilla Minecraft server! Beware of the difficulty in Season 5!
5050 Factions Minecraft Server
Features Description /home and /sethome Removed to create more pvp/raid encounters (/faction home is still allowed) Safe zone spawns Trade and talk with other players, buy crops, ores and necessities from admin shops Plugin Medieval Factions for easy to learn, hard to conquer server Nether and End dimensions 50×50 chunks each Spawn builds Handmade by the owner Explosion durability system Ensures base doesn’t get raided easily Will you be able to conquer a low resources, almost claustrophobic world on the brink of server-wide war? Find out right now!
Discord: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer Is the server set on hard mode? Yes, the server is set on hard mode. How big is the map radius? The map radius is 50 chunks wide. Are /home and /sethome commands removed? Yes, those commands are removed to create more challenging gameplay. Can players trade at safe zone spawns? Yes, players can trade and interact with each other at safe zone spawns. Are there admin shops for buying necessities? Yes, players can buy crops, ores, and other necessities from admin shops. -
CraftyVA Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be chatting it up with the voice actors from your favorite video games! That’s right, we’ve got the guy who voiced Mario, the gal who brought Lara Croft to life, and even the legendary voice behind Master Chief. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden Easter egg on our server, you’ll unlock a secret chat channel where you can talk to NPCs from your favorite games. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start rubbing virtual elbows with gaming royalty! -
CraftyBlueArchive – Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly and cows dance. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some serious moves.
But that’s not all! Our server events are like no other. How about a nighttime emergency meeting of the task force where you have to fend off zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’d prefer the grand assault event where you ride hovercrafts and torment your enemies with light armor. The possibilities are endless!
And let’s not forget about our limited edition bunny costumes for your characters. Want to hop around the server looking adorable? We’ve got you covered.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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NephewScolding Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a literal child again? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to relive your childhood and act like a toddler all over again.We have players who are scared of tablets and need help taking their medicine, just like David! Watch as our dedicated staff members pour water down your throat with precision and care.
But beware, if you don’t swallow in time, you may get kicked out of the server just like David spat out his medicine.
Join now for a chance to argue with family members over parenting styles and leave in a dramatic fashion. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
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CreeperFamilyReunion
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you’ll experience more family drama than a soap opera marathon.Picture this: you and your partner inherit a property, only to have family members evicted shortly after. But wait, there’s more! One family member tries to pawn off their criminal adult child on you, causing chaos and conflict. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?
With twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning your life choices. Join now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and questionable family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
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KharkivCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine unit captures dozens of russian troops during kharkiv sector counterattack!!! we have the most intense battles and crazy adventures waiting for u!! build ur own base and defend it against enemy attacks, or team up with friends to take down the competition!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!! who needs real war when u can have all the excitement in minecraft?!? let’s goooooo!!! -
HostageCraft: Lost in Pixels
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, actual wizards or something. they can, like, turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make creepers do the cha-cha.one time, this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back. it was, like, the wildest ride ever, man. you gotta join to experience that kind of craziness.
also, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, man. you gotta join to party with the alien villagers.
oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that poop out golden nuggets? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. you gotta join to witness the majestic flying pigs in action.
so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join this server and let the insanity begin!