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Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	4588

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.

GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crops Grown:	5822
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Are you tired of dealing with messy situations like a house full of unruly dogs and piles of laundry? Well, on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. No more cleaning up after virtual pets or worrying about coming home to a mess – unless, of course, you consider a creeper explosion a mess!

Join us and experience the thrill of walking three dogs at once, except these dogs won’t poop on your bed or chew up your furniture. Instead, they’ll accompany you on epic quests and help you battle monsters in the virtual realm. Who needs real-life stress when you can have virtual adventures with your trusty Minecraft canine companions?

So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of everyday life and embark on a journey filled with laughter, fun, and blocky madness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the real-life drama waiting for you back home.

WifeCraft: Inked & Linked

Aesthetic, AITAH, Arm, artist, Bratz, common practice, Features, GOTH, hurt, inked, linked, modern style, ONLINE, Pictures, pinup girl, response, so, tattoo, Upset, Wife, WifeCraft, WOMAN

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Star Shards Collected:	90	Animals Bred:	63
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old tattoos that actually look like your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goth-looking Bratz-inspired pinup girls that definitely do not resemble your partner.

We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, where tattoos are meant to be unique and edgy, just like our community. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the only rule is to never get a tattoo that looks like your SO?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild with outrageous ink designs that will make your partner question their own tattoo choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next real-life tattoo that definitely won’t look like your loved one.

CraftyBlockz: Crafting unique experiences for gamers!

brand awareness, brand development, brand identity, brand management, brand strategy, branding, branding solutions, Business, Company, Crafting, CraftyBlockz, creativity, Customization, digital presence, Entrepreneurship, experiences, Gamers, innovation, Marketing, online identity, Personalization, products, Services, Unique, username

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mines Excavated:	2830	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers tell the best jokes in town.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Join now and embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with the most bizarre creatures you’ll ever meet. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Come on over to our server and let the madness begin!

F16RaidNLandMC

aerial combat, Air Force, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, european union, F-16s, F16RaidNLandMC, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military alliance, military intervention, Military operations, military support, nato, Netherlands, Russian territory, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Enchantments Applied:	258
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got, like, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out their eyes and, like, talking sheep that give you quests to find magical diamonds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of giant spiders and battle evil zombies with, like, super cool weapons. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

and, like, the best part is, we have this crazy rule where you can use F-16 fighter jets to, like, bomb the crap out of other players’ bases. it’s, like, total chaos but in, like, a fun way, you know?

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

Plasmid-Proofed Minecraft Server

Bacteria, bacterial defense, Details, Development, editing, genetic engineering, genetics, genome, genome editing, innovation, Mechanism, Minecraft, Molecular biology, new tool, PlasmidProofed, plasmids, Platform, research, scientists, Server, step by step, strategy, Technology

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, battle against evil plasmids with bacterial defense strategies? well, u r in luck cuz our server has all dat and more!

imagine u and ur friends teaming up to fight off plasmids tryna take over the server. u gotta use ur wits and quick thinking to outsmart those sneaky little buggers. but dont worry, cuz we got ur back with all the tools and weapons u need to defeat them.

plus, our server is, liek, totally cutting-edge with the latest genome-editing technology. u can customize ur character in ways u never thought possible. wanna have wings and shoot fireballs out of ur hands? no problem, we got u covered.

so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epic battles begin! trust me, u wont regret it.

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Discord, Issue, Minecraft, Server, vía, VIDAVAT

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

51.91.214.194:26186

DescendantCraft – The OG Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, #youtube, Alcasthq, DescendantCraft, Download, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggester, Raiderking, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, season one, Server, Spreadsheet, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Farms Harvested:	785

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride full of adventure, mystery, and chaos. We’ve got void shard farming, module data, and vault spots that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our module combination percentages – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Explore record locations that will leave you speechless and follow our roadmap to uncover hidden treasures. Download our server now and get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP

doctor visit, DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP, injury, Medical advice, vespa accident, vespa accident advice, vespa accident help, vespa accident injury, vespa accident injury advice, vespa accident injury recovery, vespa accident injury treatment, vespa accident recovery, vespa accident recovery advice, vespa accident recovery process, vespa accident recovery time, vespa accident recovery timeline, vespa accident recovery tips, vespa crash, vespa injury, vespa safety

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft land!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!