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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3087 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other farm animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may not actually come true).
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? Only on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to spend all your in-game currency on ridiculous items).