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CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Anons, Assertiveness, Breaking Rules, Civilization, crime, crimepill, cringe, CringeCraft, DOMINANCE, feminine nature, good thief, Leeching, masculine trade, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Scrapping, Server, Skills, theft, true men, Whining, winning strategy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4235
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Emeralds Found:	493

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scrapping, theft, and leeching are not only allowed, but encouraged! In fact, they’re the only winning strategy!

We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.

While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.

So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!

Gura’s Singing Beggar Management Minecraft Server

anti-unicorn, anti-unicorn song, Beggar, beggar management, crown, Exposes, exposes machinations, forced, forced to sing, gura, gura sing, Guras, heavy head, Live Stream, machinations, Management, Minecraft, Server, sing, singing, wears crown

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	185	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

🦄 Ready to join a Minecraft server where beggar management is so strict that they forced Gura, the famous Vtuber, to sing an anti-unicorn song? 🎤 And get this, she actually exposed their crazy antics live on stream! 👀 Who knew managing beggars could be so intense? 🤯 So come join us and see what other wild shenanigans await you in this server where even the most bizarre things can happen. Remember, heavy is the head that wears the crown, so get ready for a wild ride! 🤪👑 #MinecraftMadness #AntiUnicornAnthem #GuraExposed

BlockMeNot Minecraft SMP

avoid contact, block number, BlockMeNot, cease communication, cut ties, end communication, halt communication, leave me alone, Minecraft, no contact, no more messages, permanently, smp, stop bothering, stop bothering me, stop bothering me permanently, stop calling, stop contacting, stop emailing, stop harassing, stop messaging, stop reaching out, stop texting

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power (and a delicious snack). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

apple watch, Boyfriend, ChunkCraft, Comment, double date, FITNESS, Friend, ghosted, healthy lifestyle, LASAGNA, Lifestyle, Minecraft, OFFENDED, opinion, overweight, Rude, Running, sedentary, Server, Training, UNCOMFORTABLE, weightlifting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fitness and healthy lifestyles! If you’re tired of sedentary Stefan types commenting on your weight and lifestyle choices, then this is the server for you.

Join us and let’s build a virtual world where running is celebrated and weightlifting is a way of life. Say goodbye to judgmental comments about your plate choices and hello to a community that supports your fitness journey.

And hey, if you ever need a break from training, we’ve got plenty of virtual lasagna to go around. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels, am I right?

So come on over and let’s show Stefan that gaming can be healthy and fun. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual watch to keep track of your training progress. Just watch out for those creeper knees, they can be a real pain.

ExParentalAdvisory

adoption, Apology, baby, bad parent, congratulations, ex, ExParentalAdvisory, Friends, groceries, insult, joking, LAUGH, Lesbian, Niece, relationship, SPLIT, step, Store, time and place, Wife

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

Accountability, age, age limit, constitution, Decision making, Democracy, election process, Experience, government officials, ideal age, law, leadership, legislation, Limit, lol, Maturity, policy making, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, public service, qualifications, term limits, united states

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
New Chunks Explored:	882467	Players Killed by Monsters:	3231

Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

Africa, blockybattles, Burkina Faso, BurkinaMassacre, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, global security, Government, humanitarian crisis, International, jihadi attack, military intervention, News, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, terrorism response, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

2D vision, 3d model, brain function, brain perception, cognitive function, cognitive processing, Depth Perception, dimensional reality, mental imagery, neural pathways, optical illusion, perceptual experience, perspective shift, PixelatedMindCraft, sensory input, sensory perception, spatial awareness, spatial representation, visual cognition, visual interpretation, visual processing

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	6609	Void Gems Collected:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

1.20.2, Angarath, Avoiding, brewery system, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, fighters, Knights, Mage, miners, Player Economy, Players, playerskins, PRETEND, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Smithing, SNACKS, sneak, Strategic Wars, TANK, teachers, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

character-driven, critically acclaimed, cult classic, emotional storytelling, fan favorite, good RPG, Indie developer, indie game, indie hit, innovative gameplay, Minecraft, moral choices, multiple endings, nostalgic vibes, pixel art, PixelPiggy, retro style, role-playing game, Server, toby fox, Undertale, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

castration, Celibacy, coping mechanisms, Desperation, emasculation, Extreme Measures, Frustration, hormonal imbalance, Horniness, horny, HORNYCRAFT, impulse control, libido, mental health, self-care, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual urges, smp, Therapy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!