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BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. Little did they know, this portal led them to a whole new world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! But that’s not all – there are quests to complete, dungeons to conquer, and even a secret disco party every Friday night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every jump!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in a game. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding creepers. See you there, gamers!”

Capy World 💫

Adult, Capy, Community, cube world, Discord, Economy, Events, Fly, Grief Prevention, Keep Inventory, Mob Heads, Movie Nights, New server, No Resets, Protection, Shop, smp, Staff, Survival, Verification, Whitelist, world

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to Capy World!

Server Version:	1.21.4
Server Features:

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server 18+ only?	Yes, we are an 18+ server.
Will there be world resets?	No, we are a no world resets server.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord through the link in our bio or message us for the link and fill out the whitelist application in the whitelist channel.
Are there any special perks for players?	After 2 weeks of playtime, players can fly. Mob griefing is disabled, and you won’t lose your items upon death.
What kind of economy does the server have?	We have a diamond-based economy, and you can run your own shop in the shopping district.
What kind of events does the server host?	We have weekly movie nights and frequent Minecraft events for the players to enjoy.

Ethereal Echoes 1.21

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	5957
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2882
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wild west of gaming but with blocks and shit.

We got crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant penises out of diamond blocks.

Plus, we don’t tolerate any of that toxic behavior like unsubbing from a female YouTuber just because she mentioned her boyfriend.

Come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can be themselves, even if that means building a castle made entirely of TNT.

Forget about strikes on your channel, here you can blow stuff up and nobody will bat an eye. Let’s get weird and wacky together, because why the hell not?

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your real-life drama and join a world of pure chaos and fun! Need a break from being someone’s scapegoat? Look no further, this server is the perfect place for you.

Join us and leave all your partner’s mental health issues behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, if you’re tired of being blamed for everything, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who understand the struggle.

And hey, if you need to spill some tea about your partner’s secret vape stash, our virtual therapist NPCs are here to listen and offer support. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some in-game dispensary medicine to help you relax and unwind.

So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life drama at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even forget about all the craziness happening in your life. See you in the game!

BullyCraft: AITA?

academic support, adhd, advanced courses, Advocate, aita, BullyCraft, bullying, dyslexia, education, family conflict, family dynamics, IEP meeting, intervention, learning disabilities, nephew, Niece, parenting, school struggles, sibling conflict, SPECIALIST, support services, traditional family

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with dyslexic adventures and ADHD antics.

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to work harder just to have fun? Well, look no further! On our server, we believe in taking education to the next level, just like we did for our niece.

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking behind your family’s back to get the best specialists for your loved ones. Who needs permission when you have a diamond pickaxe and a plan?

Watch as your niece excels in advanced courses and leaves her classmates in the dust. Who needs school rules when you have a cool uncle with a secret weapon?

But beware, not everyone will be happy with your newfound educational prowess. Prepare for battles with traditional family members who just don’t understand the power of extra help.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your BIL’s stubbornness). Who needs a tutor when you have a Minecraft specialist on your side? Join now and let’s mine for success together!

LinkBanCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	957467	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Reddit drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have banned all x links for the most ridiculous reason ever – because the x links were actually secretly plotting to take over the server and turn all the creepers into cuddly kittens! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we battle against the evil x links and their fluffy feline army. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd reason to join a Minecraft server anywhere else!

ClimateCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

yo, you gotta join this server cuz it’s like the Paris climate agreement but on steroids, bro. like, trump’s exit from the agreement ain’t got nothin’ on the craziness happenin’ here. we got volcanoes eruptin’ every hour, makin’ the whole server look like a post-apocalyptic wasteland. but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect ya from the lava showers.

and get this, instead of creepers blowin’ up your builds, we got giant chickens stompin’ around, squawkin’ and layin’ explosive eggs everywhere. it’s like a real-life game of chicken, but with a twist.

plus, our community is so lit, we got players from all over the world, includin’ aliens from Mars and vampires from Transylvania. you never know who you’ll run into next, so keep your sword handy and your wits about ya.

so come on down to our server, where the climate may be chaotic but the fun never stops. join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. trust me, you won’t regret it.

TroopCraft: 200K Peace Deal

200k, allied troops, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military deployment, military intervention, Négotiation, Peace, peace agreement, peace deal, Peacekeeping, POLITICAL CRISIS, russia, SECURITY, territorial dispute, TroopCraft, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Buildings Constructed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 200,000 ALLIED TROOPS READY TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR CREEPER-LOVING SELF! WE’RE LIKE A UNITED NATIONS OF BLOCKS AND MINECRAFT MADNESS. COME BUILD PEACEFUL CASTLES WITH US AND AVOID TNT EXPLOSIONS LIKE A PRO. WHO NEEDS RUSSIA AND UKRAINE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A BLOCKY PEACE TREATY ON OUR SERVER? JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE ALLIED TROOP FUN!

♖ 𝔅𝔩𝔬𝔠𝔨 ℭ𝔩𝔲𝔟 ♖

[Seamless Cross-Play], [Strategic Play], agility, balance, battle, BLOCK, Clans, club, Conquer, Crafting, ELEMENTS, Gear, Harmony, Legacy, mystical, power, PvE, PvP, Resources, Role, server details, Towers, Treasures

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Emeralds Found:	6202
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Nexus Wars Server Overview

Server Details	Information
IP Address	play.mcblockclub.com port: 25720
Version	1.20.6+
Status	Early Access—join now and shape the future of this legendary game mode!
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

What are the Four Legendary Clans in Nexus Wars?

Antler: The embodiment of resilience.
Fin: Masters of balance.
Fang: Unleashing raw power.
Talon: Swift and cunning.

What makes Nexus Wars special?

Resource Deposits: Explore the map to gather mystical materials for crafting custom weapons and armor.
Slime Towers: Protect your sacred grounds with magical towers.
Archetypes: Choose your role as Edge, Surge, or Impact.

How can I begin my journey in Nexus Wars?

Pick Your Clan: Embrace the legacy of Antler, Fin, Fang, or Talon.
Gather Resources: Collect scattered treasures across the battlefield.
Forge Your Power: Craft custom gear to unlock your clan’s true potential.
Defend and Conquer: Protect your Nexus while claiming victory for your clan.

Shonen Oasis Minecraft 1.20.6

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate weeb paradise! We got more anime references than a Naruto filler episode, I’m talking mecha, magical girls, and even those weird slice-of-life ones where nothing happens but it’s still somehow entertaining.

You’ll be mining diamonds and battling creepers while shouting out your favorite anime quotes with your fellow otaku comrades. Plus, our pixel art game is so on point, it’s like Studio Ghibli and Minecraft had a love child.

Don’t be a shonen scrub, come join us and expand your anime horizons in the most epic way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good time doing it!