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Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1574	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	46	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	4396
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Star Shards Collected:	137	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	662	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.netlinkup.ru

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden motives, Intriguing, investigation, lina, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4770
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Votes:	2213
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	37
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

adult actress, adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, adult film actress, adult film star, adult industry, arousal, Climax, ejaculation, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, Ice, ice spice, Minecraft, pornography, Server, sexual arousal, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, sexual stimulation, Spice, taboo

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	461	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Psyanon, Rehabilitation, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup, Velastor Edition

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7115	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

Last Month Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Beautiful, China, cry, culture, DISCOVER, experiences, Explore, Food, last month, love it, Memories, Minecraft, Month, Nature, realize, reflections, Server, SightSeeing, travel, visit taiwan, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2492	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness

The Secret MineCraft SMP Player

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps just waiting for you to join in on the fun. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a monthly hot dog eating contest (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!