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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3379 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 225 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.