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Adventure Path 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, Bipartisan, bros, CONSERVATIVE, Decision making, Ideology, left, liberal, Opinions, Path, political alignment, political beliefs, Political debate, Political differences, political discourse, Political discussion, political divide, political ideology, political spectrum, political views, right

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magic Items Found:	8189	Ores Mined:	8462

Join this epic Minecraft server where you can choose left or right and embark on a wild adventure full of chaos and madness!

Left is for the brave souls who crave danger and excitement, while right is for the cunning strategists who want to outsmart their opponents.

But beware, because on this server, nothing is as it seems! You might find yourself facing off against a herd of killer bunnies or a gang of mischievous llamas.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity!

BirthdayBlockBash

Apology, Bakery, bar, Birthday, BirthdayBlockBash, bus, confusion, COOKIES, cover fee, crying, Friend, gas, ID check, inconsiderate, Late, loose plans, misunderstanding, paid entry, Transportation, under 21, Yelling

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Potions Brewed:	156	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy birthday celebration! Our server is like no other, where you never know what’s going to happen next.

Imagine logging on to find that the virtual bus has already left without you, leading to a dramatic car ride with your friends who are crying and yelling about gas money. And just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, you discover that the virtual bar has a $40 cover charge per person!

But don’t worry, we’ve got cookies at the virtual bakery to cheer you up and make everything better. And if you ever find yourself in a situation where your friend blames you for ruining their birthday, just remember that on our server, anything is possible.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a $40 cover charge). See you there!

GrossCraftIncident

appalling, creepy, cringe-worthy, Disgusting, Disturbing, Foul, gross, GrossCraftIncident, HORRIFYING, nauseating, Repulsive, revolting, Shocking.., sickening, stomach-turning, Unpleasant, unsettling, Vile, vomit-inducing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6155

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to witness the most epic and hilarious incidents that will leave you in stitches. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on the giant zombie chicken that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground lair filled with flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Or a magical forest where the trees sing and dance to the tune of “Baby Shark”? Trust us, you won’t find anything like this on any other server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most absurd and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now! Just be prepared to be grossed out, amazed, and laughing until your sides hurt. See you there!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

CraftyCreeper, diplomatic actions, diplomatic measures, Drafting, economic sanctions, EU, EU Parliament, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international diplomacy, international relations, media reports, Minecraft, new sanctions, political sanctions, political tensions, russia, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Items Found:	8678
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Towns Built:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

lol this server is like the EU but way more fun cuz we don’t talk about boring stuff like sanctions against russia, we talk about building epic castles and fighting dragons. come join us next week for the drafting party, where we will draft new rules like “no mining diamonds with your feet” and “no riding pigs into battle”. it’s gonna be lit, so don’t miss out!

CraftyUkraineEU

chief diplomat, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineEU, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., EU, European leadership, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, international affairs, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, political alliances, transatlantic relations., Ukraine support, united states, US

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7863
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Farms Harvested:	447
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magic Items Found:	2496
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Falling into the Void:	0

so, liek, u kno how the US is liek, always tryna be da boss? well, dis server is all bout EU takin da lead in Ukraine support if US steps back! we got chief diplomat sayin it and everythin! come join dis server if u wanna be part of somethin big and epic, like a minecraft revolution or somethin. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and show da world who’s boss!

Avalon

Adventure, avalon, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Kingdoms, Loot, Magic, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Quests, role playing, RPG, Sandbox, smp, Survival, weapons

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Avalon Minecraft Server Overview:

Information	Links
Server Trailer	Watch Here
TikTok	Visit Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone. You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Sapling Haven Pillow 1.20.4

1.20.4, CCV, Graduation, Haven, Home decor, indoor plants, move to Pillow, Pillow, plant adaptation, plant behavior, plant biology, Plant care, plant development, plant environment, plant evolution, plant growth, plant health, plant migration, plant physiology, plant psychology, plant species, plant trends, sapling, saplings

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, the saplings haven’t made the move to Pillow yet because they’re too busy leveling up their CCV. And get this, their CCV has actually gone down since graduation. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out, bro!

LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP

fulfillment, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, Improvement, Life Changes, life improvement, LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, success, Time management, transformation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	9532
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	59
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally life-changing! Like, I was just mining some diamonds, right? And then BAM, I found a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! And get this, the pigs were giving out free diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! The community on this server is like, the friendliest ever. Like, everyone is always sharing their resources and helping each other out. One time, I got lost in a cave and thought I was gonna die, but then this random player swooped in and saved me with a stack of golden apples. It was epic!

And don’t even get me started on the events they host. Last week, we had a massive build battle where we had to create a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. It was so ridiculous and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time.

So yeah, if you want your life to be filled with crazy adventures, generous players, and non-stop laughter, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyRetailReddits

can’t make this up, CraftyRetailReddits, customer interactions, customer service, funny stories, redditors, retail experiences, retail horror stories, retail humor, retail industry, retail life, retail madness, retail nightmares, retail problems, retail struggles, retail tales, retail workers, retail workers unite, Stories, UNBELIEVABLE, worked in retail

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is like a retail store on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about the time a creeper walked into a bar and ordered a round of TNT shots for everyone?

Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!

OilRefineryRumble

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, drone strike, eastern europe, Economy, ENERGY, escalation, fuel supply, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Oil Refinery, OilRefineryRumble, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES ATTACKING OIL REFINERIES LIKE UKRAINE! YEAH, WE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP REAL GOOD! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL BUILDING WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WARFARE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S BLOW SOME STUFF UP TOGETHER, IT’S GONNA BE LIT!