March 31st Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchantments Applied:	76
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Animals Bred:	126	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

Block Party: Where Pixels Come to Play

BLOCK, Deep quotes, impactful conversations, impactful quotes, influential phrases, influential words, Inspirational Sayings, inspirational sentences, life changing, life lessons, life-altering quotes, meaningful phrases, memorable lines, motivational quotes, motivational words, Party, personal growth, pixels, Play, powerful messages, profound impact, significant impact, thought-provoking sentences, transformative quotes

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2593	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes, and ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns. Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

SurvivorCraft Minecraft Server

battle, Bravery, Conflict, courage, Days, front lines, heroism, HORRIFYING, Military, Minecraft, perseverance, resilience, Server, Soldier, strength, Survival, Survives, SurvivorCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War, warzone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive longer than this ukrainian soldier on the front lines!! we got crazy battles, insane mobs, and secret treasure hidden all over the map. one time, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!! no joke, it was lit. literally. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone you’re tougher than a ukrainian soldier!

CraftyMuskMania

Campaign, Candidate, controversy, CraftyMuskMania, criticism, current events, debate, election, far right, German, Musk, opposition, Polish, Politics, presidential candidate, public statement, Rally, remarks, right wing, rival, Silence

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Chimeras Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7644	Mines Excavated:	4305
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies? It’s like, the most random thing ever, but also kinda hilarious.

Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.

And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.

Black Russia RP server Russian need Helpers server minecraft

ADMIN, Black, Cities, city, Helpers, Minecraft, Need, PvP, rp, russia, Russian, Server, Shops, weapons

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in

blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640

Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, actions, Analysis, Behavior, Character, Conflict, Development, dialogue, dick, dislike, growth, motivation, mystic, pacing, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, Realms, reason, Redemption, resolution, Storyline, Theme, Writing

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!

FridgeGrief Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, fridge etiquette, FridgeGrief, household chores, messy fridge, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal fridge, personal space, refusing to clean the fridge, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate responsibilities, roommates, Server, shared fridge, slob roommate, sticky mess

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the importance of cleanliness, unlike John and his sticky fridge situation! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life roommates and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own fridge without worrying about spills.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.

Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!