marathon shorts – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BlockyRescueFail
BlockyRescueFail, broke wrist, canceled plans, dark and rainy, Details, DRIVE, girl, invited, leave the house, Maps, Men, not going, out and about, park, phone battery, Rain, save her, sick, Talking, Waiting, WALKED, way home
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.
Reasons to join: 1. We have virtual parks where you can get lost and need someone to come save you. 2. Rainy weather in-game will make you feel like you’re really out in the elements. 3. Need help navigating? Use our in-game maps to find your way home. 4. Broken wrist? No problem! You can still play with one hand on our server. 5. Experience the thrill of not knowing if someone will come to your rescue or leave you stranded.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join us now! Just make sure to charge your virtual phone before you log in.

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BoycottTheAds Minecraft SMP
advertising, annoying ads, annoying advertising, annoying brands, annoying commercials, annoying marketing, annoying products, annoying television ads, Boycott, boycott products, BoycottTheAds, brands, consumer boycott, consumerism, Frustration, IRRITATING, irritating commercials, irritating marketing, Marketing, Minecraft, product, smp, television
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and grants wishes to all players. And get this, if you join, you get a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s like, so OP, you’ll be unstoppable.
But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is a giant disco party with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And the best part is, every time you mine a diamond, a choir of angels sings a heavenly chorus. It’s like Minecraft meets Broadway, I swear.
So, like, forget about those other lame servers with their boring rules and stuffy admins. Join this one and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown every time you log on. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of awesomeness, but in Minecraft form. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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Y2KraftFunLand
AOL Instant Messenger, boy bands, bubblegum pop, butterfly clips, cargo pants, early 2000s, fashion trends, flip phones, frosted tips, Girl Power, low rise jeans, Music, Nostalgia, platform sandals, pop culture, reality tv, Technology, teen movies, trucker hats, y2k, Y2KraftFunLand
Remember those days when you were rocking out to your favorite boy bands and trying to master the art of the Tamagotchi? Well, this Minecraft server is like a time machine back to the early 2000s!
Join us for a nostalgia trip like no other, where you can build your very own Spice Girls concert stage or recreate the iconic “Dude, Where’s My Car?” scene with your friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dial-Up Dungeon,” where you must battle your way through slow internet speeds and annoying modem noises to reach the ultimate treasure: a virtual pet that never dies (take that, Tamagotchi!).
So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you build a giant Blockbuster Video store or challenge your friends to a game of virtual Pogs? It’s like stepping into a time warp of pure hilarity and fun!

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New Server IP
EpicCraft: Ukraine Showdown
action, bid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, epiccraft, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global governance, international relations, political tension, security council, showdown, Ukraine, UN, united nations, united states, US, veto power, Vote
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. We got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.
If you join this server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot laser beams from your eyeballs and ride a giant chicken into battle. Plus, we have a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Challengers Delve
PvE, Survival, survival roleplay adventure fantasy exploration dungeons creatures relics crafting quests mobs magic treasures storytelling exploration caves artifacts mysteries dangers realms
Challenger’s Delve is a ‘Made in Abyss’ inspired Minecraft server.
Explore a sprawling region called the Abyss, interact with its many creatures, craft & collect its powerful Relic items & traverse its ancient Dungeons!
Curses and blessings await. What will you discover?
challengers-delve.com

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Bathspot

1.21, 1.8, Bathspot, Community, Discord, Experience, Growing, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, new, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Suggestions, Survival, Version, Website

Bathspot Minecraft Server

Bathspot is a new and growing community trying to reach out and grow from our communities output! We love to hear suggestions and we are looking for staff as well. Come join in and stop by and tell us how you enjoy your experience!

Version: 1.8 – 1.21

Discord	https://dsc.gg/bathspot
Website	https://www.bathspot.xyz
IP	play.bathspot.xyz

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply use the IP play.bathspot.xyz to connect to the server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, make sure to review the rules on our website at https://www.bathspot.xyz/rules.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://dsc.gg/bathspot for announcements and discussions.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft versions other than 1.8 – 1.21?	We recommend using versions 1.8 – 1.21 for the best experience on our server.

Pixel Questers 1.20.2
1.20.2, COSPLAY, Cute girls, discussion, E-Girls, female streamers, Gaming, influencers, Interest, internet celebrities, lesser known, Niche, Online Community, own thread, PIXEL, Possible.., Posting, qt general, qtg, questers, Require, social media, Thread
Yo, bros, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about e-girls who are like, totally underrated. Like, these girls are so obscure, they’re practically mythical creatures.
You won’t believe the e-girls we discuss here, they’re like the unicorns of the internet. And who knows, if enough people are into them, they might even get their own dedicated thread.
So if you’re into discovering hidden gems and diving into the world of mysterious e-girls, this server is the place to be. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of creating a whole new e-girl phenomenon? Let’s make history, one pixelated beauty at a time.

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New Server IP
BlockBuster Minecraft Server
Assertiveness, autism, Behavior, blockbuster, Boundaries, child supervision, cleaning up, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Emotional Abuse, Expectations, family dynamics, Household, household chores, messy house, Minecraft, parenting, relationship issues, responsibilities, rules, Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t find any 7-year-olds running around destroying everything in sight! Our server is a peaceful haven where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about pee-covered toilets or dirty dishes taking over your virtual home.
Join us and say goodbye to emotionally abusive boyfriends who refuse to take responsibility for their unruly children. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can demand order and control without being labeled as the bad guy. Plus, we have a strict no-blame-shifting policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual house will stay clean and livable at all times.
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you can finally be in control. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual food that you don’t have to share with anyone else!

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New Server IP
NoSisSleepoversAllowed
anger issues, anger management, communication breakdown, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, family dynamics, family dysfunction, financial independence, maid of honor drama, NoSisSleepoversAllowed, parental involvement, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy boundaries, religious beliefs, religious differences, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, temple visits, wedding drama, wedding planning
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of dysfunctional families and temple prophecies gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where the only prophecy is that you’ll have a blast!
Join us and avoid the chaos of a sister destroying gardens and threatening to call the cops over a joke. Our server is a safe space where you can walk around in your boxers without fear of judgment (unless, of course, you want to wear diamond armor instead).
Say goodbye to guilt-tripping house guests and hello to epic adventures with your fellow players. And don’t worry, we promise not to text your mom to keep her big nose out of our business—unless she wants to join in on the fun!
So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Who needs a maid of honor who refuses to attend the wedding anyway? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together!

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New Server IP
BreakUpCraft SMP
Breakup, breakup advice, breakup conversation, breakup humor, breakup lines, breakup quotes, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup text, BreakupCraft, Communication, coping with breakup, emotional, funny breakup, HEARTBREAK, love, moving on, rejection, relationship, smp, worst breakup reaction, worst response
OMG, bro, like if someone says “I’m breaking up with you” on our Minecraft SMP, you gotta join us because we have the most epic drama ever! Like, one time, this dude built a giant heart out of diamond blocks for his Minecraft girlfriend and she was like “nah, I’m breaking up with you” and then she blew up the heart with TNT! It was so savage, bro! You gotta join our server to witness this kind of craziness every day, man. Plus, we have a secret underground base full of llamas wearing sunglasses, like, how cool is that?! So yeah, join us for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP experience ever, bro!

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