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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1481 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.