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CraftyMcCraftface: Server No. 917216414 LOLz

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIMENSION-HOPPING PORTALS. They hopped through one and found themselves in a land made entirely of CANDY! They rode on a RAINBOW unicorn and battled evil gummy bears. It was a wild adventure that could only happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA who can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a RAINBOW tornado to protect you from any danger. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret DISCO PARTY room where you can boogie down with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life!

NekoCraft: Where Creeper Meets Kawaii in Japan

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of reality crushing your dreams of living in Japan? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own virtual Japan complete with sushi restaurants, cherry blossom trees, and even a pixelated Mt. Fuji! Join us and escape to a world where you can finally live out your Japanese dreams without ever leaving your computer screen. Who needs a plane ticket when you have Minecraft, am I right? 😉🍣🌸

Crafty Cunts & Big Niggas Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with your friends and big niggas from all over the world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the craziness of it all that they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right. The Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most lit and hype Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

200 Hour Minecraft Madness: Elden Ring Edition

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll spend more time playing than it takes to beat Elden Ring + DLC blindfolded! That’s right, we guarantee at least 200 hours of non-stop fun and adventure.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with creepers that moonwalk, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground diamond disco where you can boogie with Endermen and party with pigs in top hats.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon with a carrot, then join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

LabRatsCraft: Where Dexter’s Lab meets Minecraft madness!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Farms Harvested:	680
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llama-riding pandas ready to show you around. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of diamond blocks guarded by a pet creeper named Bob?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. Winner gets a golden toilet as a trophy!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether Disco Club where the zombie pigmen know how to party like it’s 1999?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafting Chaos: South African Geography Edition

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	194	Players Killed by Monsters:	3745
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the geography is as wacky as a llama wearing sunglasses! Ever wondered why South Africa has such bizarre land formations? Well, on our server, we like to think it’s because a group of mischievous creepers decided to play a game of TNT tag and accidentally blew up half the continent! Now we have diamond mountains where there used to be plains, and emerald rivers flowing through deserts.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant pink flamingos and rainbow sheep.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Gavin’s Battle Bonanza

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience a 3D world that will blow your mind! Forget about Nijisanji EN streams, because our server is where the real action is at in 2024.

Join us for the most INSANE adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We have UNICORNS roaming around, DRAGONS flying overhead, and even ALIENS invading from outer space. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that only the bravest players can find and tame. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited Diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you speechless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly EPIC!

Blocky Battle Buddies

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Farms Harvested:	913
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Come and get your coh you fithly dogs, angry noobs need not reply.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, exploding sheep that rain down TNT from the sky, and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties when you least expect it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a mythical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those brave enough to ride it into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, angry noobs need not reply – only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world!

Crafty Kiev Crew – #13911 LOLz

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy battles!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a massive missile chimpout in the Odesa region, dodging explosions left and right while trying to save agriculture warehouses from destruction. But wait, there’s more! How about taking down 50 drones with your trusty pickaxe in Russia, all while protecting oil bases and electricity infrastructure in multiple oblasts?

But that’s not all! The US House of Representatives is voting on a 61 Billion USD aid bill for Ukraine, and you can be a part of the action. Help defend against major missile chimpouts, save civilian buildings from destruction, and even cross Putin’s nuclear red line by attacking Russian radar systems with drones. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Join now for a chance to be a hero, a warrior, and a master builder all in one. Don’t miss out on the insane fun and excitement waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘The Okayest’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Minecraft server in the world is here! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret unicorn village where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil creeper armies. But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to attack you. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!