Malky’s Minecraft Madness

Abuse, Article, Daily Mail, Divorce, End.., force, Friends, husband, Jewish, madness, Malky Berkowitz, Malkys, Marriage, Minecraft, News, Orthodox, papers, protest, sex strike, SIGNING, solidarity, Wolf, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s soap operas? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have Jewish Orthodox women going on a sex strike to get their friend Malky’s abusive husband “Wolf” to sign those divorce papers. That’s right, no one gets any action until Malky is free from that creep! So come on over and witness the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama? Join now and help Malky get her divorce, because we all know that’s the real end game here.

MomCraft Birthday Bonanza

ah, Birthday, birthday present, bonanza, buy a house, Considerate, culture, Demands, elderly parents, financial situation, financially supporting, Future, Long-term goals, MomCraft, MONEY, monthly payments, OBJECT, partner, prioritize, travel, wedding loans, WIBTA

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Emeralds Found:	1821
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking care of our virtual elderly parents! Just like in our culture (not from the US), we expect all players to support their in-game parents and send them virtual money every month.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a player who made a “pact” with their virtual parents to give them 100 diamonds on their 60th in-game birthday as a “present”. And don’t worry, they’ll still continue to send them virtual money afterwards too!

Split bills equally in-game? No problem! But be prepared for some virtual financial drama when it comes to buying virtual houses and traveling. Will you be the virtual AH if you object to this “birthday present”? Only time will tell on our server!

Oh, and did we mention that some virtual parents might pressure you into spending more virtual money than you can afford on in-game weddings? It’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now for a virtual adventure like no other!

AvoidTheCreepers

avoiding messing with, avoiding trouble, AvoidTheCreepers, best practices, cautionary tales, Experience, Expertise, guidance, Insights, knowledge, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, mistakes to avoid, Pitfalls, red flags, seasoned advice, Tips, warning signs, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will have you laughing out loud!

Join our server if you want to avoid messing with the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. But don’t worry, if you can defeat Chickenzilla, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

We also have a secret underground lair filled with mischievous pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But be careful, if you get on their bad side, they’ll unleash a horde of exploding bamboo on you!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the land, Mount Farticus, named for its mysterious gaseous emissions that will send you flying into the air!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously good time that you won’t find anywhere else!

Global Junior High School

Builder, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, Explorer, games, getaway, IMPROVEMENTS, Nop2w, Plugins, Purpur, Qol, shopping district, smp, stress free, Suggestions, Survival, travel, Vanilla, world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2532	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Animals Bred:	181
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

We are an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (well, except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions!

Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel

Check out Global SMP today!

Apply in the Discord

globalsmp.co

HytaleVanilla: The Unmodded server that likes to pretend it’s modded with a 30k world border and custom everything: version 1.20.6!

1.20.6, 30k, ancient cities, Biomes, border, Castles, Caves, Community, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Forts, HytaleVanilla, likes, Minecraft, Modded, Mountains, ocean ruins, oceans, Plugins, PRETEND, Server, Strongholds, Trees, Unmodded, Valleys, Version, Villages, witch huts, woodland mansions, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

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Welcome to HytaleVanilla.net

(minecraft for now, current world is temporary*, custom world will launch soon)*

A community anxiously waiting for Hytale to launch ;). Once Hytale launches this server will transition over to a Hytale only server. Whether it takes 1 or 10 years we’ll be waiting patiently.

We aim to grow the discord server in order to have a healthy launch community. Come play on our custom Minecraft server in the meantime. No mods are needed to join our server since we are only using datapacks and plugins.

All you have to do is join the discord and ask to be whitelisted!

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/T8CEB5zxqn

Overhaul of Terrain/Biomes Include:

Increased Mountain Peaks
Deeper Valleys & Oceans
More Biomes
More Caves
Better Trees
And so much more…

Overhaul of Current Structures Include:

Better Villages
Better Strongholds
Better Ancient Cities
Better Ocean Ruins
Better Woodland Mansions
Better Witch Huts
And so much more…

Many added structures include:

Forts and Castles
Houses and Huts
Camps and Ruins
More Villages/Towns
More Nether Structures
More End Structures
And so much more…

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	Yes, you can join the server by asking to be whitelisted on our Discord server.
Do I need any mods to play on the server?	No, you do not need any mods to join our server as we only use datapacks and plugins.
Will the server transition to Hytale when it launches?	Yes, the server will transition to a Hytale-only server once the game launches.
What kind of custom structures are added to the server?	The server features custom structures such as forts, castles, houses, huts, camps, ruins, villages, nether structures, and end structures.

AwfulVidyaTunes Minecraft Server

ambient, Atmospheric, Awful, AwfulVidyaTunes, chiptune, electronic, emotional, EXPERIMENTAL, feel, Gaming, indie, instrumental, lo-fi, Melancholic, Minecraft, nostalgic, Retro, Server, Soundtrack, Synth, upbeat, video game music, Vidya Music

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons with bacon, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Vidya music for this feel? More like vidya party of a lifetime!

BloodyBlock Minecraft Server

BloodyBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	6	Magic Items Found:	4221
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to Bloody Stool, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will guide you through the game and give you tips on how to survive. Just be careful, he has a tendency to possess creepers and turn them into disco-dancing explosives!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Rumor has it that if you can make it through alive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

3. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and crazy players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on each other, there’s never a dull moment on Bloody Stool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re not as cute as they seem.

AutisticSisNoTalkieCraft

anxiety, autism, autism spectrum, AutisticSisNoTalkieCraft, backseat driving, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Driving, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, OCD, parenting, rude comments, SELF AWARENESS, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Social Skills, step sister, understanding differences

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mines Excavated:	1688	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are put to the test in a whole new way! Join us for the ultimate sibling showdown as you navigate through virtual roads and parking lots with your family members by your side.

Experience the thrill of backseat driving like never before as you try to avoid crashing into virtual obstacles and perfect your parking skills. Watch out for the sibling with “autism at a very low level” who may just surprise you with their expert commentary on your driving abilities.

But beware, the real challenge comes when you have to confront your siblings about their rude comments and nasty tones. Will you be the hero who stands up for your sister’s driving skills, or will you be the one lashing out in a fit of virtual road rage?

Join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and questionable driving advice. Who needs a GPS when you have siblings like these? Let the chaos begin!

RoofSniper Minecraft Server

assassination attempt, Conspiracy Theory, danger, Distance, distance measurement, investigation, law enforcement, long range shooting, Minecraft, Political, presidential security, rifle, RoofSniper, Rooftop, secret service, security breach, security protocol, Server, sniper, Surveillance, Target, threat assessment, trump

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything is possible.

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild west showdown. Cowboys riding pigs, bandits robbing villagers, and even a sheriff riding a llama. But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered how someone with a rifle was able to position themselves on top of a roof 150 yards away from Trump? Well, on our server, you can find out!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what kind of insane stories you’ll be able to tell after a day on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PA_BlockOutCraft

blackout, Censorship, Comments.., Communication, Community, discussions, freedom of speech, INFORMATION, internet, new posts, online forums, PA incident, PA_BlockOutCraft, reddit, Reddit blackout, reddit community, Reddit controversy, Reddit subs, social media, TOPICS, transparency

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2881
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Reddit can’t handle it? Join our server and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land! We’re so popular that even Reddit had to blackout discussions about us – that’s how epic we are! Join now and uncover the mystery behind why Reddit can’t handle our awesomeness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HouthiCraft Minecraft Server

Clearance, Conflict, Crimea, Houthi, Houthi-controlled, HouthiCraft, Inspection body, international law, international relations, Maritime transport, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupied Crimea, PORT, Red Sea, sanctions, Server, shipping, Trade, UN inspection, united nations, Vessel, Yemen

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have houthi-controlled ports and vessels from occupied crimea sailing in like it’s no big deal. UN inspection body gave us the thumbs up so you know it’s legit. build your own houthi-controlled port and sail the high seas with your crimean buddies. it’s a wild ride, mateys!

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