Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a wild player parks their car right in front of your door, blocking your entrance. Will you confront them? Will you retaliate by parking your own car in front of their house? The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Urinal Wars mini-game, where players compete to see who can choose the urinal right next to someone else the most times without getting punched in the face. It’s a game of skill, strategy, and bladder control.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of parking wars and urinal battles like never before! Who needs rules when you have chaos?
About Us: Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
Server Information: The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run.
Latest Update: The server has just updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to join.
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| Discord Invite: Join Here |
| Instagram Account: Screenshot Gallery |
Vanilla Experience: We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics.
Community: We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
Respect: Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum.
How To Join: Join our Discord HERE and apply!
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | Join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there. |
| Is the server modded? | No, we only use quality-of-life datapacks to enhance the vanilla experience. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP is allowed, but only in agreed-upon areas or events. We promote a friendly and respectful community. |
| Are there any age restrictions to join? | We welcome players of all ages, as long as they adhere to our community guidelines. |
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Bob, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese (yes, cheese!) and defend it from hordes of evil creepers who are determined to steal your precious loot.
But that’s not all! Our server also has mini-games like chicken jousting and llama racing, where you can compete against other players for glory and bragging rights. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm, where you’ll encounter fiery demons and lava lakes that will test your courage and skill.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!