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Woe is Me Minecraft Server

awkward fart, awkward situation, bathroom disaster, bathroom mishap, bodily function fail, bodily mishap, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, fart fail, fart gone wrong, feces mishap, gas gone wrong, messy situation, Minecraft, poop accident, public embarrassment, Server, toilet mishap, Toilet trouble, unexpected accident, unexpected outcome, unfortunate incident, WOE

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	201
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mining and Crafting Shenanigans

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafting, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraftsmp, Mining, nahida, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Shenanigans, Simulators, Staff of Homa, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Trailer, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu causing chaos and mayhem. Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior!

Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!

But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!

SnapCraft – Marvel Snap Server

alliances, Bot Recognition, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, FAQ, Frame Break, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, official site, Orange Card, Rarity, Resources, Server, Singleton, Snap, Snapcraft, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5279	Star Shards Collected:	260
Villages Defended:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are as friendly as villagers on a Sunday morning!

Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!

Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.

Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.

Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!

Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

CASE, Minecraft, Phone, phone accessories, phone accessory, phone care, phone case, phone cover, phone discomfort, phone drop protection, phone durability, phone grip, phone handling, phone holder, phone maintenance, phone necessity, phone protection, phone safety, phone security, phone slip prevention, phone usability, Slippery, slippery phone, smp, uncomfortable phone

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Towns Built:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Void Gems Collected:	26
Love Letters Sent:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Emeralds Found:	304	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, christmas, christmas decorations, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas spirit, christmas tree, Christmas vibes, Festive, HG, holiday celebration, holiday cheer, holiday festivities, holiday magic, holiday movie, holiday season, holiday season vibes, holiday tradition, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, Minecraft, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

Battles, captain, codeswitching, course, CREW, Dark, Friends, hard to starboard, healthy waters, lose our way, magic music box, Minecraft, new ones, Newbies, pepes, riggings, sailing, serendipitous, Server, Space, sword, tango

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!