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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8145 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 844250 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.