machine gun blues – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BoyfriendWakeUpCraft
afternoon shift, ANNOYED, bitten hands, Boyfriend, BoyfriendWakeUpCraft, catching a sheep, Dizzy, dream, head hurts, heavy sheep, horror movie, laughing goblin, middle of the night, night shifts, noise, rest days, scaredy cat, tired, waking up, witch laugh
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Join our server where you’ll never have a dull moment, just like when my boyfriend woke up laughing like a goblin from a horror movie! Imagine catching sheep that are too heavy to carry and then they start biting people – that’s the kind of crazy adventures you’ll have here. And don’t worry, if you wake someone up in the middle of the night, they might just get dizzy and have a headache too! So join us for non-stop excitement and laughs, just like my boyfriend’s mysterious dream.

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FearFactorMinecraftSMP
ALARM, anxiety, apprehension, aversion, biggest fear, concern, Distress, DREAD, fear, FearFactorMinecraftSMP, fright, Horror, nervousness, Nightmare, Panic, Phobia, Scary, Terror, trepidation, unease, worry
Bruh, my biggest fear is missing out on this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and llamas wearing top hats. And get this, every full moon, we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, fam. Plus, our admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Don’t be a noob, join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

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NoRespect4U
arrogance, BETRAYAL, close-mindedness, dishonesty, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, INCONSISTENCY, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of empathy, lack of humility, lack of integrity, lack of manners, lack of professionalism, laziness, Manipulation, NoRespect4U, rudeness, Selfishness, unreliability
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a potato, ride pigs into battle, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show.
We have a strict no-seriousness policy, so if you start talking about efficiency or optimal resource gathering techniques, you’ll be banished to the Nether (literally). Our community is full of hilarious pranksters and meme lords who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun, then join us and let the shenanigans begin! Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to troll unsuspecting players. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos ensue!

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Toxic-Free Tumor Attackers
Attackers, bacterial invasion, biomedical engineering, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, drug delivery, genetic engineering, healthy tissue sparing, innovative research, intravenous injection, mouse models, non-toxic bacteria, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, scientific breakthrough, targeted drug delivery, therapy enhancement, ToxicFree, tumor, tumor growth inhibition, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting
so like, imagine a minecraft server where the players are like those bacteria, but instead of fighting cancer they are fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s like a battle for survival, but with a twist! you gotta inject yourself with special potions to become super strong and take down the bad guys. and the best part is, the more you play, the stronger you get! it’s like leveling up in a video game, but in real life. join our server now and become a cancer-fighting, zombie-slaying hero!

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Dragee’s Domain

add-ons, application, Community, Community Building, Discord, Domain, Dragees, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, rules, Server, smp, Survival, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Whitelist

Dragee’s Domain Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Server Features	Simple Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks, other add-ons
Server Goal	Build a community of players who love Minecraft
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is a SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.
What are the server features?	The server has Simple Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks, and other add-ons.
What is the server goal?	The goal is to build a community of players who love Minecraft.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and apply to join the server.

Mystic Femme Haven 1.21.3
1.21.3, femme, Haven, mystic
Yo, bro, if you feel like you’re missing out on the whole lusty lust thing, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!
We got blocks that look way better than any weird boobs you’ve seen, trust me.
Plus, you won’t have to listen to your coworkers drooling over women anymore.
Come join us and feel the excitement of building and crafting without any weird feelings getting in the way.
Who needs lust when you have diamonds, am I right?

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BullyCraft Minecraft Server
ACADEMIC, BullyCraft, bullying, classmates, DEADLINE, economic situation, English certification, Erasmus program, high school, horrible person, italy, Minecraft, Nightmares, opportunity, Petty, school council, Server, Straight-A student, study abroad, volunteer, wealthy family, weird kid
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as this story? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle epic mobs all while pulling off some sneaky moves like our girl here who outsmarted her bully to secure her spot in the Erasmus program. Talk about next level gaming skills!
Join our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your enemies, just like our protagonist did. Who needs a high level English certification when you have the power of strategy and cunning on your side?
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come out on top like our hero in this crazy real-life story. See you in the game!

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BlockyBanter
age, Argument, BlockyBanter, Book, Boyfriend, caffeine intake, condescending, diet, Ego, Girlfriend, heated argument, Matthew Walker, open-minded, Party, quality of sleep, sister, Sleep, stress, STUDIES, weight, Why We Sleep
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they know everything? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of challenging the self-proclaimed experts like never before!
Just like the guy at the party who made up facts left and right, our server is full of players who love to spout nonsense and act like they know it all. But here’s the twist – you can call them out on their BS and watch them squirm! From debates about the best way to mine diamonds to arguments over the most efficient mob grinder design, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge our resident “waffler” to a duel of knowledge. Show off your expertise in Minecraft trivia and watch as they struggle to come up with a response that actually makes sense. Who knew that arguing about sleep cycles could be so entertaining?
So come join us on our server and prove that you’re not afraid to stand up to the know-it-alls of the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two along the way (but probably not). Let the waffling begin!

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SaucyCraft Minecraft SMP
condiments, Cooking, cooking essentials, Culinary, flavor boosters, flavor combinations, flavor enhancers, flavor profile, flavoring, food favorites, food toppings, foodie, garnish, hot sauce, kitchen essentials, meal prep, Minecraft, pantry staples, SaucyCraft, Seasoning, smp, spices, taste enhancers
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP. Like, seriously, it’s like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited. We got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers trying to join in on the fun (but we don’t let them, they always blow up the dance floor).
But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the most epic food fights ever. Like, we’re talking about throwing whole cakes at each other, using watermelon slices as frisbees, and launching potatoes out of cannons. It’s like a food war zone, but in a deliciously hilarious way.
And don’t even get me started on our secret sauce that we put on everything. It’s like a magical potion that makes your food taste like rainbows and unicorn farts. You haven’t lived until you’ve tried our enchanted ketchup that makes your fries dance the Macarena.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the food is always flying and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your appetite and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wacky around here.

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CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances
Affliction, aggravation, annoyances, CURSE, CurseCraft, discomfort, ETERNAL, forever.., INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, Mild, Nuisance, penalty, Plague, punishment, Retribution, Torment, tribulation, Vengeance, vexation
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in handing out the most ridiculous and hilarious curses to our players!
Join us if you want to experience the joy of being cursed with things like forever having a sneeze stuck in your nose, or constantly feeling like you have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth.
Our players love the challenge of navigating the game while dealing with curses like always having one sock slightly damp, or hearing the faint sound of a mosquito buzzing in their ear at all times.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join us and see what crazy curses await you!

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