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LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Potions Brewed:	49	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	40	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3805
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Star Shards Collected:	228
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xilonen herself would want to join in on the fun.

Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure in Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” where you’ll forge your own destiny and slay dragons with nothing but a peak patrol sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent – just like that one time Xilonen forged her name in the stars.

And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true hero of Mondstadt.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in a world where anything is possible – just like Xilonen’s Duty of Name Forging!

Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
New Chunks Explored:	810186	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Sayonara, Old Sayings!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Neuro Club Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	605673	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	661
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	768	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.