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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

acquaintance stranger, advocate ally, BlockyBanter, client supporter, collaborator fellow human, community member family member, competitor adversary, comrade teammate, confidant colleague, coworker mentor, fellow being, human being friend, individual person, kindred spirit ally, Minecraft, opponent customer, partner soulmate, passerby companion, relative loved one, role model neighbor, Server, significant other rival, Someone, someone identity

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4212	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
New Chunks Explored:	509905	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who tell the best jokes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fireproof minecarts!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the time of your blocky life. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and shenanigans you’ll get into!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apologize.., Argument, baby, Cancer, close, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSING, family, grand babies, husband, Minecraft, mom, MommaCraft, monopolizing, name.., Server, SIL, steal, Telling, UNFAIR, Upset, weird

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where naming rights are taken very seriously! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and family feuds over baby names.

Are you tired of boring servers where people don’t fight over naming their children after each other? Look no further! On our server, you can witness epic battles between siblings over who gets to name their baby after their deceased mother. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join us and witness the chaos unfold as one player tries to monopolize a name and another player insists on naming their child the same thing. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of baby names? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs diamonds and creepers when you can have family drama and baby name disputes? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, only on our server (name withheld for legal reasons)!

SisSnugglesMC

Babysitting, bed sharing, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, confrontation avoidance, Emotional support, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, judgment, mother-daughter relationship, Nightmares, overnight care, parental expectations, perspective, sibling bond, SisSnugglesMC, sister, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	2602
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like this poor soul who got kicked out for letting his sister sleep in his bed.

We promise you won’t get yelled at by your mom for playing on our server, but you might get yelled at by other players for stealing their diamonds. So come join us for a chaotic adventure filled with questionable decisions and unexpected twists!

SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Calorie Counting, Consistency, determination, dieting, Exercise, FITNESS, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, long term results, meal planning, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, portion control, progress tracking, self-discipline, Server, SlimCraft, successful weight loss, support system, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	3800	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from skeletons and jumping over lava pits – you’ll be slim and trim in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical slimming properties. Say goodbye to those extra pixels and hello to a new, svelte you on our server!

ZoomCraft: LOL Moments

awkward situations, comedy, Funny Moments, funny stories, hilarious mishaps, Laughter, lol, MOMENTS, online classes, remote learning, remote work, studying from home, technology fails, unexpected interruptions, Video calls, video conferencing, virtual backgrounds, virtual meetings, WFH humor, work from home fails, working from home, Zoom, ZoomCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Zoom calls and endless hours of working/studying from home? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring Zoom calls and hello to epic adventures in a virtual world!

Picture this: You’re in the middle of a virtual battle with a group of creepers when suddenly, your boss pops up on your screen during a Zoom call. But instead of getting mad, he joins in on the fun and starts building a fortress with you! Who knew your boss had such mad Minecraft skills?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, magical potions that give you superpowers, and even a hidden portal that transports you to a land filled with dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this on a Zoom call before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring Zoom calls forever. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building pixelated masterpieces or become the ultimate llama dancer. The possibilities are endless!

FarageCraft Minecraft Server

brexit, British politics, Comments.., CONSERVATIVE, DROPS, european union, Farage, FarageCraft, Minecraft, Nigel Farage, Party, political commentary, political party, Politics, public opinion, Reform Party, Reform UK, right wing, Server, Support, uk, Ukraine, ukraine conflict

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1700	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the craziness of the world and just, like, build stuff and mine for diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic builds u have ever seen. like, one time, this player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled dungeon and ended with a massive water slide. it was so lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city that some players discovered? yeah, apparently there’s a whole civilization down there with their own economy and everything. it’s like a whole new world, man.

and the best part? we have the most hilarious and friendly community ever. like, seriously, these guys are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other. it’s a non-stop party, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna escape the drama of the real world and just have a blast in minecraft, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. who doesn’t love free cake, right?

CraftyPersianPolitico

Campaign, Candidate, CraftyPersianPolitico, current events, Democracy, election, Government, Hassan Rouhani, iran, lead, MIDDLE EAST, moderate, News, Politics, poll, polling data, presidential candidate, REFORM, Surprise, Tehran, Voting

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchantments Applied:	296	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

LOL, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only moderate candidate is leading the polls in Iran! Why settle for boring politics when you can build epic structures and battle creepers with the most chill leader around? Plus, rumor has it that the candidate’s secret weapon is a diamond sword that can slay any opponent in one hit. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history!

DriveThruCraft

Benefits, chain reaction, Community, drive thru, DriveThruCraft, fast food, Generosity, generosity in action, giving back, Good deeds, Gratitude, Kindness, nice thing, Paying it down, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, Selfless act, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3097	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16

join this epic minecraft server where the drive thru pays YOU! that’s right, every time you order a virtual burger or virtual fries, you get virtual money back! it’s like reverse robbery but in a fun way!

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest, most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in a blocky world. imagine riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees while shooting fireballs from your hands. yeah, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? yeah, you heard that right. you can fly around on a dragon and rain down destruction on all who dare to challenge you. it’s like game of thrones meets my little pony, but way cooler.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it.

PyramidPainCraft

ancient egypt, ancient professions, archeological findings, Damage, Egyptian scribes, hips, historical research, jaws, manuscript production, medical analysis, occupational hazards, occupational health., physical strain, PyramidPainCraft, repetitive motion, scribe injuries, study, THUMBS, Toll, work-related injuries, writing efforts

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EGYPTIAN SCRIBES WITH BROKEN HIPS, JAWS, AND THUMBS! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE TOO BUSY GAMING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT WRITING! PLUS, WE HAVE MUMMIES AS MODS AND PHARAOHS AS ADMINS! BUILD YOUR OWN PYRAMID AND AVOID WORK-RELATED INJURIES! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE ANCIENT CURSE OF BAD GAMING EXPERIENCES!

WhirlMC

Bedwars, Earth, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Towns Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

WhirlMC is a amazing Network for you and your friends to play. We have everygame mode you can think of! We have Earth, Survival, Fatctions, Skyblock, Bedwars, kitpvp, Minigames, and the list goes on! So come and join us today at Whirlmc.net

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