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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7593 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2828 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
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