Lumine Minecraft Servers

Lumine Minecraft Servers

  • ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!

    ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 2898
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7076 Zombie Dances: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Chimeras Created: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!

    2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!

    3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!

    4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka

    BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 6001
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the last culturally influential iteration of Germany! That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival modes, on our server, you’ll be building your own Berlin Wall and reenacting the fall of the Berlin Wall every day!

    Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

    Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 9742
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Gods Slained: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

    Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

    So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

    Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 5150
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4455 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

    Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 6798
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

    Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

    So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 3002
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Gods Slained: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ores Mined: 8592
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

    Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 1251
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Zombie Dances: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3973 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

    Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

    Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 9568
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

    ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 5833
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Villages Defended: 14 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because Fallenshadow’s Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with schizo lolis, husbands galore, and ASMR sessions that will make your blocks tremble with excitement.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McLaughington’s Epic Block Party: ‘a perfect Saturday’

    Crafty McLaughington’s Epic Block Party: ‘a perfect Saturday’
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 8260
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Ores Mined: 7595
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a Saturday for an h-game thread – wild, unpredictable, and full of surprises!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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