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JokesMC Server

female validation, hate, jokes, JokesMC, low, male validation, patience, Pickme, punched, Server, SINK

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	58
Zombie Dances:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mines Excavated:	2833	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a queen pickme who will do anything for male validation! Join us for a wild ride filled with punchy hat jokes and a whole lot of patience (because she’s female, duh). Who needs self-respect when you can join our server and laugh your way to the top? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

ChudPanderCraft: Where even the creepers are offended by your presence

buy videogames, CENSORING, ChudPanderCraft, CREEPERS, cry online, Kek, low, OFFENDED, pander to chuds, Panic, preorders, PRESENCE, Self Respect

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Divine Spears Created:	13	Enchantments Applied:	188
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the chuds out there!

Join us and witness the chaos as we cater to the most ridiculous demands of our players. Preorders may be low, but that just means we have more room for all the real gamers who actually buy video games.

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our admin team panicking and censoring things left and right in a desperate attempt to attract players with self-respect. It’s a kek-worthy adventure waiting for you on our server – so what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!

BMI, CraftyDebate, Debating, decision, determination, ED, FIX, give up, low, mental health, perseverance, question.., Recovery, recovery journey, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, Struggle, Support, Therapy, trying

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7349

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Animals Bred:	154

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves just by staring them down. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness his epic feats of block-building mastery!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally! Just make sure to bring some fire-resistant armor and a bucket of water to cool off afterwards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Happy mining, crafting, and surviving, players!

Normie Enthusiasm Minecraft SMP Exuberance

anticipation, celebration, countdown, Cycle, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, exuberance, Festive, fireworks, Fun, Gathering, Happiness, holiday, joy, Minecraft, new year’s eve, Normie, Optimistic, Party, smp, socializing, tradition

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Animals Bred:	106	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	4261
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring, normie-filled Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the enthusiasm and exuberance never stop, even on New Year’s Eve? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust me). Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie villager or racing llamas through a maze of lava pits. The possibilities are endless on our SMP!

Shit Marathon Minecraft Server

Anime, character genius, death note, Europioid, games, hostility, japanese anime, Japanese characters, Japanese culture, japanese games, Japanese influence, Japanese media, Japanese stereotypes, Japanese voices, japanism, Marathon, Minecraft, pathos, PCs, plot twists, Russian language, Server, Shit

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Votes:	360
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find a single trace of “Japanism”! That’s right, we’ve banned all things Japanese from our server because we know how much you hate it. No annoying pathos, no cringy Japanese girl voices, and definitely no plot twists for the sake of character genius.

We’ve even gone as far as to ban the Russian language because, let’s be honest, who needs it? And don’t even get us started on those stretched out characters – we keep it real on our server.

So if you’re tired of all the Japanese influence in the gaming world, come join us where we promise a Japanese-free experience. Plus, we have flying little shits with burning mittens from MGS – what more could you ask for? Join now and let’s demolish some blocks together!

Is This Unadaptable To Film? Minecraft SMP

adapting books to film, adapting plays to film, film, film adaptation, film adaptation challenges, film adaptation considerations, film adaptation difficulties, film adaptation discussion, film adaptation limitations, film adaptation problems, film adaptation process, film adaptation techniques, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, film production, film theory, Minecraft, movie adaptation, screenwriting, smp, storytelling, unadaptable

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	4072
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie waiting to happen! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning reality. From battling giant chickens to uncovering secret treasure troves hidden deep underground, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that’s so entertaining, Hollywood will be knocking on our virtual doors in no time!

Top & Bottom Minecraft Server

Bottom, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Conversation, DOMINANCE, dynamics, Exploration, Interaction, irys, Minecraft, perspective, perspective shift, relationships, Respect, response, role reversal, Roleplay, Server, Submission, Top, Understanding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6526	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who has the most diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get spicy! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and scandalous gossip like “IRyS is bottom and I am top.” Who will come out on top in this wild world of Minecraft drama? Join now to find out and be a part of the chaos!

My Best Friends GF Minecraft SMP

best friends, boyfriend’s girlfriend, close bond, Companionship, Friends, friendship, genuine connection, Girlfriend, inseparable, intimate relationship, lifelong friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner’s partner, relationships, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, special connection, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including running into your best friend’s girlfriend in the virtual world!

That’s right, on this server, you never know who you might come across. Maybe you’ll stumble upon your best friend’s girlfriend building a giant statue of him out of diamonds, or perhaps you’ll catch her trying to steal all the carrots from your farm. The drama is endless and the laughs are non-stop!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, adventures, and shenanigans. Who knows, you might just end up becoming best friends with your best friend’s girlfriend!

What is the IP for Azrilich Minecraft Server?

Azrilich, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Azrilich is a talented and innovative musician known for his unique blend of electronic and experimental music. With a background in classical training, he brings a fresh perspective to his compositions, incorporating intricate soundscapes and emotive melodies. His music transcends genres, captivating audiences with its ethereal quality and complex layers. Azrilich continues to push boundaries and expand his musical horizons, creating a sonic world all his own.

Balatro’s Rage Minecraft Server

Balatro dev, Balatros, controversy, developer response, Entertainment, Frustration, game development, game ratings, game reviews, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Gaming news, industry standards, Minecraft, online backlash, passionate developers, PEGI rating, public opinion, RAGE, ratings board, Seething, Server, social media, video games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5821

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even PEGI can’t handle it! That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable in the Minecraft world.

Join us if you dare, and get ready for some insane adventures. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to face him.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a giant chicken with a taste for destruction. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Danger

aid, Assistance, Canada, Canadian, Canadian forces, Crisis, danger, Defense, emergency, Government, Great, Help, intervention, Minecraft, national security, preparedness, Protection, rescue, Safety, Save, SECURITY, smp, Support, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of evil chickens attack you with their sharp beaks and menacing clucks. Who’s going to save us from these feathered fiends? Only the bravest and most skilled players on our server can defeat the chicken army and emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that a secret underground disco party is happening deep within the caves of our server. Will you be the one to find it and dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who’s going to save us? Hopefully you, because we’re counting on you to bring the fun and save the day!

Crafty PoE2G Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas come to trade with you. But watch out, because there’s a secret underground society of chicken warriors plotting to take over the server!

But don’t worry, you can join forces with the Temporal Lord and gain access to a portal that takes you to a whole new dimension filled with rainbow-colored sheep and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough, our server has live updates that will keep you on your toes with new challenges and quests.

So what are you waiting for? Buy your early access key now and join the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!