Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	4684
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Towns Built:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	850796
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Farms Harvested:	606
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

application-based, AussieSMP, Coexist, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, g’day, Griefing, guides, Join, Kangaroos, Land claiming, latency, Limits, LIVESTREAMS, Mate, Mechanics, multiple worlds, Network, peacefully, Redstone, rules, smp, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

Gaming, Gts, Minecraft, online trading, P0RNHUB.COM, perfect IVs, pokemon collector, pokemon community, pokemon fan, pokemon game, Pokemon nickname, Pokemon rarity, pokemon trade, Pokemon trading platform, Rare Pokemon, Server, shiny Groudon, strange Pokemon, Trade, traded Pokemon, unusual Pokemon, video games, weird, weird Pokemon

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

alien insects, Chaos, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, Galaxy, general, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Hotfix, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PlayStation, PS5, PvE, Robots, Shooter, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, training manual, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

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