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KpopCraft: No Execution Allowed

Allowed, Censorship, control, defectors, Dictatorship, executed, EXECUTION, freedom of expression, government brutality, HUMAN RIGHTS, K-pop, KpopCraft, man, Music, North Korea, Oppression, pop culture, Propaganda, punishment, Régime, Report, south korea, totalitarianism

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Emeralds Found:	4507	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we execute players for listening to K-pop? Yeah, you heard me right! We take our music preferences seriously up in here. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, we have the best K-pop DJs in the game spinning those sick beats 24/7.

But that’s not all, fam. We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance battles to determine who’s the ultimate K-pop stan. Winner gets a lifetime supply of kimchi and a pet llama named Kim Jong-Un. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this lit party.

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who knows, you might just become the next K-pop sensation of the Minecraft world. Just remember, don’t let the admins catch you jamming out to BTS or you might end up like that poor soul in North Korea. LOLZ!

SwitchCraft: Neighbor Stereo

BEDROOM, BIZARRE, Connection, Electrical, funny, INCONVENIENCE, light-switch, malfunction, neighbor, noise, prank, sleep disturbance, Stereo, strange, Surprise, SwitchCraft, Technology, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, wiring

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a lil story. So, like, imagine this, right? You log on to the server and BAM! Your character is wearing a chicken suit and is riding a pig with a sombrero. And then, outta nowhere, a herd of rainbow sheep start breakdancing around you. It’s like a party up in here, yo!

But wait, there’s more! Every time you mine a block, a chorus of llamas starts singing “Despacito” in perfect harmony. And when you build a house, a squad of pandas shows up to help you decorate with disco balls and lava lamps. It’s lit, my dude!

Oh, and get this, the mobs on this server are straight up wildin’. Creepers wear top hats and monocles, skeletons do the Macarena before shooting arrows at you, and zombies drop loot bags filled with glitter and unicorn farts. It’s a whole new level of insanity, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the most bonkers, wackadoodle, off-the-wall gameplay you’ve ever seen. And remember, on this server, the light-switch in your bedroom is wired to your neighbor’s stereo. Don’t ask how, just embrace the chaos, dude!

StrokeCraft: MindlessTeens

brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive skills, early onset stroke, Factors, health, Medical research, mental ability, MindlessTeens, neurological disorders, neurological health, research, Risk, Stroke, stroke risk, StrokeCraft, teenagers, young adults

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchantments Applied:	177	Emeralds Found:	168
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got dem brain-damaged teenagers runnin’ around like headless chickens, buildin’ the most insane structures u ever seen! like, they may not be the brightest crayons in the box, but they sure know how to craft some epic stuff. plus, did u know they got a 3 times higher chance of havin’ a stroke before they even hit 50? it’s like playin’ on hard mode 24/7, but with a side of danger! so come join da fun and see what these wacky kids can come up with next!

LOSTMC

800 members, Active, active player base., admin core, admins, Bedwars, Community, Cracked, Discord, discord server, Faster, Friends, Help, Lostmc, mallu, match making, minecraft server, new friends, Player Base, reach for help

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Lostmc Is An Mallu Community Free To Play Cracked Minecraft Server With An Active Player Base.

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1. Active Player Base : Lostmc Has An Very Well Active Player Base Which Helps Its Players Match Make Faster Than Ever! 2. Active Discord : Lostmc Has An Active Discord Server With More Than 800 Members, Helps Make Alot Of New Friends! 3. Active Admins : Lostmc Has An Active Admin Core To Help Its Players Reach For Help Faster Than Ever Before! ————————————————————–

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Pandora Smp S3: Where we pretend to be blocky characters and completely ignore square brackets

alliances, application, blocky, Brackets, Characters, colonial empire, Completely, End.., enemies, global peace, ignore, lone wolf, Minecraft, nation, Nether, neutral, Overworld, PANDORA, Peaceful, Possibilities, power, PRETEND, Revolutions, Server, shadows, smp, Square, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

PANDORA SMP SEASON 3
WITH JAVA AND BEDROCK CROSSPLAY
⇨ Create your own Nation! Forge Alliances! Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power!
⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your Colonial Empire!
⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows!
⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Nation striving to achieve Global Peace!

Details

1.21 Survival
Unique Overworld, Nether and End!
Whitelist and Application
Hundreds of active Players
Perfectly optimised to minimize lag
Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers!
Filled with lore, events, wars, alliances and more…
Active Staff, Quick Support and Tutorials/Guides

*Invite Link: https://discord.com/invite/cQTfB7D4cs*

It is time to take matters into your own hands and Decide Your Destiny! ** There is a lot left to be done… The 3rd Season of the Pandora SMP is launching alongside 1.21, don’t miss it!

FAQ

1. Can I join the server as a solo player?

Yes, you can join as a solo player and choose your own path in the world of Pandora SMP. However, forming alliances with other players or creating nations can enhance your gameplay experience.

2. How do I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided and follow the instructions in the whitelist application channel.

3. Are there any rules in the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming environment for all players. The rules are listed in the Discord server and the staff members can provide guidance if needed.

4. What kind of events can I expect in the server?

The server is filled with various events such as wars, alliances, lore-based roleplaying events, and more. These events add depth and excitement to the gameplay experience.

5. Is there a tutorial or guide available for new players?

Yes, the server has active staff members who can provide tutorials and guides for new players to help them navigate the world of Pandora SMP. Feel free to ask for assistance when needed.

Discord Friends Minecraft Server

2019, Communication, digital connections, digital relationships, Discord, friend limit, Friends, largest number of friends, maxed out, Minecraft, networking, one friend, Online Community, online friends, online interactions, relationships, Server, simultaneous friends, social media, social-networking, socializing, Technology, virtual friendships

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of only having one friend on Discord? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll have so many friends, you won’t know what to do with them all! We guarantee you’ll have more friends than you can count, all fighting over who gets to play with you next.

Our server is so popular, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it, the Creeper is planning a surprise party for all the players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re throwing the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen.

So come on down to our server and join the friendliest community in Minecraft. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole virtual world of crazy characters waiting to be your BFFs?

OracleCraft Minecraft Server – Breaking Blocks, Not Promises

blocks, BREAKING, breaking news, collusion market, Deliver, DJT collusion, DJT market, erroneous verdict, Failure, market, market resolution, Minecraft, News, oracle, ORACLE FAILS TO DELIVER, OracleCraft, Polymarket, Promises, resolution servicing, restructuring, restructuring oracle, restructuring process, Server, SHUK, SHUK news, verdict error

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Items Found:	7529
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, let’s call it “CrazyCraft,” is like a rollercoaster ride through the wildest corners of the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join CrazyCraft, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a hidden realm filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. They had to battle their way through an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords to reach the treasure at the end. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on CrazyCraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently undergoing a major overhaul to become the first-ever Minecraft server with a built-in oracle. That’s right, you can now consult mystical beings to help you make important decisions in the game. Need to know which block to mine next? Just ask the oracle!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a resolution servicing system that will solve any in-game disputes with the wisdom of a thousand villagers. Say goodbye to arguments over stolen diamonds or griefed builds – our resolution team has got your back.

So come join us on CrazyCraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dragon attack). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

BlockyBaddie Minecraft Server

BlockyBaddie, character flaws, deceitful behavior, deceptive behavior, dishonesty, hidden agenda., immoral actions, insincere actions, lack of empathy, Manipulative Tactics, Minecraft, negative behavior, not a good person, questionable motives, red flags, selfish behavior, Server, shady character, subtle signs, toxic traits, unethical behavior, untrustworthy actions, warning signs

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are they constantly building secret underground lairs filled with traps and lava pits on our Minecraft server? If so, they’re probably not the best person to invite to your virtual blocky world. Join our server where you can unleash your inner villain and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players! Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know when someone might sneak up behind you with a TNT cannon. So come on, join us for some chaotic fun and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft mastermind!

MineCraftHacksAndLaughs

career tips, communication skills, delegation, efficiency, goal-setting, job satisfaction, life hacks, MineCraftHacksAndLaughs, multitasking, organization, Prioritization, problem solving, productivity, professional development, self-care, Stress Management, Time management, work, work smarter not harder, work success, work-life balance

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old work meetings and endless emails? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your work woes.

Our server is like a virtual office where you can build your own cubicle, mine for resources, and even battle your coworkers in epic PvP matches. Need a break from your boss breathing down your neck? Just hop on our server and build a secret underground lair to hide in.

But the real reason you should join our server? The legendary office party we throw every Friday night. Picture this: a giant disco ball, a DJ playing sick beats, and a dance floor made entirely out of diamonds. Trust me, you won’t find a better work-related life hack than this. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best virtual work life!

EstonianCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic states, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Estonia, Estonia-Russia Relations, EstonianCraft, EU, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Kaja Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, prime minister, russia, Server, women in politics

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	135	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

lol imagine a Minecraft server where Kaja Kallas is the boss, leading the charge against Russia and taking over the EU foreign policy like a total boss. Join this server if you want to be part of a crazy adventure where you overthrow corrupt governments and build epic structures in the name of freedom. Plus, Kaja Kallas might even teach you how to do some sick PvP moves with her political prowess. So come on, join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!