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Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

anxiety, awkward, Body, Break, CHECK, checking out, Checkout, cigarette break, CLERK, Clerks, Crafty, customer service, decision, grocery, grocery store, ignore, impulse, juul, mental health, MERGE, Minecraft, Panic, Retail, Social Interaction, Store, TAKES, traffic, waved

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

WienerCraft: Where anime characters use German names and build epic worlds!

Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, anime industry, Anime Series, BUILD, character names, Characters, cultural references, Epic, fictional names, foreign language, German, German influence, german language, German names, Japanese culture, language diversity, Manga, manga characters, Manga fandom, manga industry, manga series, names, naming conventions, WienerCraft, worlds

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old English names for everything? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wacky that even the anime and manga characters use German names! That’s right, you’ll be mining with Hans and crafting with Helga in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.

Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!

CraftyBlockz: Because Minecraft is the real trial of building and survival!

America, building, Celebrity, controversial verdict, courtroom drama, CraftyBlockz, criminal justice system, cultural phenomenon, famous trial, high profile case, historical significance, legal drama, Legal System, media circus, media coverage, Minecraft, OJ trial, public fascination, public interest, race relations, racial tensions, real, societal impact, Survival, trial, true crime

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the OJ trial of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and unexpected betrayals. Will you be the one to find the real culprit behind the missing redstone? Or will you be framed for a crime you didn’t commit? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of a courtroom showdown while building your dream castle. So come on down and join us for the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Blocky Bully Bash: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Abuse, Bash, blocky, bully, bullying, Challenging, controversial content, CREEPERS, dark themes, emotional distress, female antagonists, immersive experience, intense gameplay, moral dilemmas, narrative driven, player choice, psychological horror, Revenge, sadistic women, Survival, Trauma, twisted storyline, video game, worries

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a unique and twisted gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you can immerse yourself in a world where sadistic women rule the land and bully you into submission.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

agriculture, Animals, BROWN, brown animals, brown cows, cattle, color, Confused, Cows, CREEPERS, Farm, HERD, Livestock, madness, Mooshroom, Nature, perfectly red, perfectly red cows, prediction, Prophecy, prophecy dictates, red, red cows

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old red mushrooms in Minecraft? Well, our server is here to shake things up with BROWN mushrooms! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about mushrooms because these bad boys are BROWN and ready to party. The prophecy has spoken and it demands perfectly BROWN mushrooms for the ultimate gaming experience. Join our server now and witness the magic of the BROWN mushroom revolution!

CraftyNikke’s LOL Mine #2110

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary, co-op, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Land Eater, Links, lol, new players, Optimization, PC, POPULARITY POLL, Special Recruit, Stream, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	8204	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Votes:	7040	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll where you can vote for the weirdest mob to be added to the game! And don’t miss our 1.5th Anniversary Stream, where we’ll be revealing our top-secret plans for a giant cake-shaped world!

But that’s not all – we have optimization updates that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a buttered pig sliding down a rainbow! And don’t forget about our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” where you have to defeat a horde of dancing zombies in disco armor!

Join now and get exclusive access to our Special Recruit Bay, where you can recruit a llama with a jetpack and a monocle! And coming soon, our upcoming Special Recruit will be a talking potato that shoots laser beams from its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

Black, Black women, CraftyCelibates, Escape, friendzone, involuntary celibates, Jobless, live with parents, love for video games, Minecraft, never been approached, never had a boyfriend, no friends, shut-in, terminally online, Women

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!

Lost in Blocks for Eons

Arrival, been here, blocks, continuous, DURATION, Enduring, eons, extended, extended period, extended stay, how long, Lasting, length, lingering, Lost, ongoing, Period, PERSISTENT, PRESENCE, Prolonged, Residence, stay, Time

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	211
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Oh, honey, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a family reunion at the TNT factory.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.

So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.

ChudCraft: Where the Thicc Childbearing Hips and Thighs Rule the Land!

beauty standards, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shape, body standards, childbearing, childbearing hips, ChudCraft, chuds, Cultural differences, culture, Diversity, fertility, Gender Roles, genetics, hips, Land, physical features, reproductive health, rule, societal norms, Stereotypes, thicc, thighs, women’s bodies

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have chuds with thicc childbearing hips and thighs galore, ready to take on any adventure with you. Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a chud or two! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Noobs, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pros, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magic Items Found:	8554

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of virtual VTubers who are taking over the blocky world with their crazy antics!

From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who pranks unsuspecting players with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!