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SumyCraft: Drone Strikes & Bus Bombs

Attack, bombs, bus, CASUALTIES, children’s wellness center, civilian casualties, Conflict, drone, drone attack, drone strikes, emergency response, Fire, injured, international relations, Military, news coverage, Russian, strikes, Sumy Oblast, SumyCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Potions Brewed:	199
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

lol come join our minecraft server where we have russian drones dropping bombs on sumy oblast but don’t worry cuz we got a children’s wellness center on fire for some reason and 2 people got hurt on a bus. it’s a wild ride on our server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)!

SaunaCraft: Sweat for Success

cardiovascular health, Detoxification, health benefits, holistic wellness, immune system boost, improved circulation, improved sleep, increased energy levels, lower blood pressure, Mental well-being, moderate-intensity exercise, muscle relaxation, physical well-being, Relaxation, respiratory health, SaunaCraft, Saunas, self-care, skin health, stress relief, success, sweat, weight loss

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

come join dis minecraft server where saunas are da key to all yer problems! hop in a virtual sauna and watch yer blood pressure drop, yer energy levels go through da roof, and yer sleep improve like magic! it’s like doin’ exercise but without da sweat and effort. plus, who wouldn’t wanna chill in a sauna while playin’ minecraft? it’s da ultimate relaxation experience! so come on in and sauna away all yer worries, cuz dis server is where it’s at!

Sonder Fantasy

Roleplay

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

A fantasy roleplay server, set in the unique world of Volaris. Players are able to control the direction of the world, limited only by what they think is achievable. Join us today to start your adventure.

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Deadland UHC

airdrops, balance changes, Community, content creators, Cosmetics, crafting recipes, Deadland, Discord, Enchantments, Kits, Language, Loot, Mechanics, Miami, Minecraft, Ores, PvP, Server, Staff, Uhc, Version

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Server Name	DEADLAND UHC
Unique Mechanics	Double and Triple Ores, Matches lasting 45 minutes, Custom crafting recipes, Custom kits, Custom enchantments, Airdrops with legendary loot
Version	1.17.1-1.20.x
Default Language	Spanish
Server Location	MIAMI

FAQ

Q: What is UHC?

A: UHC stands for Ultra Hardcore. It is a game mode in Minecraft where players do not naturally regenerate health.

Q: How long do matches on DEADLAND UHC last?

A: Matches last no more than 45 minutes.

Q: Are there custom cosmetics on the server?

A: Yes, there are exclusive cosmetics available on the server.

Q: Can I become staff or a content creator on the server?

A: DEADLAND UHC is looking for staff and content creators. Join the Discord for more information.

Q: What can I find on the server’s Discord?

A: On Discord, you’ll find announcements for matches and events, rewards for boosting the server, alliance and suggestion channels, and more.

Q: How can I join DEADLAND UHC?

A: Use the following link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/DaRvC3CkgY

Chum Budverse 1.20.5

1.20.5, BDSM, Budverse, chastity play, Chum, Chumbud Experience, cock control, cock teasing, cock teasing fantasy, cock teasing fetish, cock teasing for years, cock teasing mistress, cock teasing techniques, cock torture, edging, female domination, long term denial, male chastity, male submission, orgasm control, prolonged denial, sexual endurance, tease and denial

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Animals Bred:	198
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, on this server, we got this crazy chick who will keep your Minecraft character’s dick on edge for two whole years! That’s right, she won’t let you bust a nut no matter what! It’s like the ultimate challenge, man. Can you resist the temptation? Can you hold it in for two freaking years? Join now and test your willpower, bro! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

LunchBird Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, binoculars, birder, birding, Boss, Company, coworker, fasting, lunch break, LunchBird, Minecraft, office, office workers, OMAD, one meal a day, park, productivity, Server, Sunlight, Time management, Training, weekends, work-life balance

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	110	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being judged for how you spend your lunch break? Come join our Minecraft server where you can birdwatch to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our virtual park is full of pixelated birds just waiting to be spotted with your virtual binoculars.

Forget about productivity and spend your lunch break in our virtual world, where your boss can’t tell you how to spend your time. Who cares if other office workers see you birdwatching in our Minecraft park? They’ll be too busy trying to catch a glimpse of the rare diamond-encrusted parrot!

Join our server and let your inner birder soar free. Live a little, or a lot, in our virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the next rare bird spawn. Let’s show your boss that birdwatching is the ultimate lunch break activity!

CraftyParentNoSupport

abandonment, abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, co-parenting struggles, CraftyParentNoSupport, custody battle, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, long distance parenting, Manipulation, parental disappointment, parental guilt, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people actually have real-life drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we promise outrageous storylines and insane adventures!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your virtual daughter is trying to escape her abusive virtual ex. You offer her a virtual home, virtual rent-free living, and even virtual childcare. But wait, there’s a virtual twist! She decides to ditch her virtual child and run off to another virtual state to live with her virtual boyfriend! Can you believe the virtual audacity?

But that’s not all! Get ready for virtual drama as you confront your virtual daughter about her virtual decisions. Will she listen to reason or will she continue down the path of virtual chaos? Join our server now to find out!

And hey, if you ever need help getting out of a sticky situation on our server, don’t count on virtual mom to bail you out. She’s had enough of virtual shenanigans and is taking a virtual stand! So come on, join the madness and see what outrageous adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

Oil Tanker Rejectors

bilateral relations, Diplomacy, economic impact, ENERGY, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, India, Indian government, international relations, maritime security, Oil, oil exports, oil imports, oil tankers, political tensions, rejection, Rejectors, sanctions list, Tanker, Trade, us foreign policy, US sanctions

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Animals Bred:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so, like, come join our totally rad minecraft server where we reject oil tankers sanctioned by the US on friday! we’re all about that eco-friendly vibe, man.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant oil tanker appears outta nowhere, but don’t worry, we’ll kick that sucker out faster than you can say “creeper”.

plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was both hilarious and impressive.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nitro Oxy Poop Zone

air quality, atmosphere, atmospheric composition, atmospheric gases, atmospheric pollutants, bird droppings, bird poop, bird waste, COMPOSITION, Earth’s atmosphere, ELEMENTS, Environmental Science, gases, Nitro, nitrogen, nitrogen content, nitrogen cycle, Oxy, oxygen, oxygen content, oxygen levels, Poop, Zone

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the atmosphere is 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and also a few tons of bird poop like wtf that’s crazy right? imagine playing minecraft surrounded by bird poop, it’s like a real life adventure! also did i mention we have flying pigs and dancing llamas? yea, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching llamas bust a move. join now for the ultimate wacky minecraft experience!

OrphanCraft: 2.9 Mil & Counting

2.9 million, 2021, 4.2, basic needs, Caregiver, children, Counting, death, Experience, Grandparent, INCREASE, MIL, OrphanCraft, orphanhood, Parent, research, Significant, two decades, U.S

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ores Mined:	2280	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1463	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of being a lonely orphan in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build a family of blocky characters who will never leave you! With over 2.9 million children already experiencing the death of a parent or grandparent, you’ll fit right in with our grief-stricken community.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from your real-life sorrows. Build a virtual family, explore new worlds, and fight off pixelated monsters with your newfound friends. Who needs real parents when you have a Minecraft family to support you?

Join now and escape the harsh realities of orphanhood with our wacky and welcoming Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?