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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 966 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Why should you join Nonce Island, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato on the server, only to have it come to life and start terrorizing the other players. It took a team of brave adventurers armed with nothing but wooden swords and stale bread to defeat the spud monster and save the day.
But that’s not all! On Nonce Island, you can participate in epic build battles where the theme is always “build the most ridiculous thing you can think of.” From giant toilets to flying pigs, the creativity knows no bounds.
And let’s not forget about our weekly events, like the infamous “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most chaos without getting banned.
So come join us on Nonce Island, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this SMP, anything can happen.
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