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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9931 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7079 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”