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Reproduction Worthy Minecraft Server

acceptance, CHOMO, Despair, Guilty, inadequacy, incel, Innocence, Insecurity, judgment, Loneliness, Minecraft, outcast, rejection, Reproduction, School Shooter, self worth, Server, stigma, validation, vindicate, weird, worthiness, Worthy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of being judged for being a weird incel chomo school shooter incel? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is welcome, no matter how strange or socially awkward you may be! Join us and escape the harsh realities of life, where you can finally be yourself without fear of judgment.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you will have the chance to prove your worthiness for reproduction, unlike in the real world where you are constantly reminded of your inadequacies. Life is good on our server, where you can build, create, and thrive in a supportive and inclusive community.

So why wait? Join us now and leave behind the labels and expectations that society has placed on you. It’s not “over” for you, it’s just the beginning of a new and exciting adventure in the world of Minecraft!

Teenage Thick Latina Minecraft SMP

acceptance, age difference, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, Happiness, Happy, interracial relationship, latina, love, Mexican, Minecraft, mixed race, relationship, smp, societal norms, Surprise, TEENAGE, Thick, thick Latina, thick white girl, Unconventional, unexpected, young love

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Towns Built:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you never know what you’re gonna get! Forget about finding a teenage thick Latina, because here you might just end up with a thick white girl who’s a year younger than you – and trust us, you’ll be happy about it!

Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest and most unexpected adventures in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, or discover a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but Shakespearean English.

So why wait? Come join us for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of thick white girls who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember. See you in the game, t. Mexican!

Eiffel Tower Minecraft Server

animal symbolism, chicken, cultural symbol, Eiffel, Emblem, French, French Culture, French History, Gallic rooster, History, Minecraft, national animal, national identity, national pride, national symbol, patriotism, pride, Rooster, Server, Significance, stereotype, symbol of France, Tower, tradition

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	270	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ores Mined:	4179	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Villages Defended:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we proudly embrace the chicken as our national symbol! Some may question our choice, but we say cluck yeah to that! Our fearless leader, Sir Eggbert the Brave, once rode into battle on a giant chicken named Henrietta and emerged victorious against a horde of evil creepers.

Join us for epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Build your own chicken coop castle and defend it against rival factions who dare to challenge our poultry power.

And don’t worry about being bullied for our chicken obsession – we’ve trained our chickens in the art of karate and they will peck anyone who dares to mock them. So come join us on our egg-citing adventures and cluck your way to victory!

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

#youtube, anglo culture, Characters, characters within, Details, fervent acts, FESTIVAL, games, HG, HG Thread, Hunger, Hunger Games Thread, Minecraft, narratives, National Homeless Culling Festival, pastebin, Play, semi-coherent narratives, Shenanigans, smp, streets, the hunger games, web-based battle royale, Write

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the National Homeless Culling Festival where we host a web-based Hunger Games style battle royale that includes everything and everyone – even the kitchen sink!

Watch the streets for fervent acts of Anglo culture as players battle it out in epic showdowns filled with shenanigans and ridiculousness. Some players even try to write their own semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within the game.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have! Check out the details here and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime: [link to pastebin with insane stories]

Creeper’s Anonymous Minecraft Server

acceptance, addiction, admitting., ANONYMOUS, concern, CREEPERS, facing reality, Friends, guys, Help, intervention, Issue, Minecraft, Official, Overcoming, Problem, reaching out, realization, Recovery, seeking assistance, seeking help, Server, Struggle, Support

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Star Shards Collected:	200
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

So, I stumbled upon this Minecraft server the other day and let me tell you, it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. The admins are actually unicorns in disguise. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

2. The spawn area is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone joins the server. It’s like a party every time you log on!

3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait for it…chocolate cake. Yes, you heard me right. Chocolate. Cake.

4. The PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns, acrobats, and a dunk tank filled with lava. It’s a fight to the death, but at least you’ll die laughing.

5. Oh, and did I mention that the villagers on this server can talk? And they have some seriously juicy gossip to spill. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on their drama.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Bribing The Ref To Beat Shartalanta Minecraft SMP

beat, bribery in soccer, bribing, Cheating, cheating in sports, Corruption, dishonesty, foul play, grim, illegal activity, match fixing, match-fixing scandal, Minecraft, ref, referee manipulation, scandal, Shartalanta, smp, Soccer, soccer scandal, Sportsmanship, unethical behavior

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated PvP battle with your arch nemesis, Shartalantagrim. Just when you think all hope is lost, you remember that you bribed the referee to help you out! Suddenly, a herd of pigs comes charging in, distracting Shartalantagrim just long enough for you to land the winning blow. Victory is yours, all thanks to your shady dealings with the ref.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pranks and shenanigans you’ll ever see. From turning someone’s house into a giant chicken coop to filling their inventory with nothing but dirt, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next master of chaos and hilarity on our server!

XlogicSMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9263	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Dive into a vibrant, player-driven world where survival meets strategy. Our server combines the thrill of classic survival gameplay with an immersive economy system that lets you carve out your path to success.

play.xlogicsmp.net

BlockSymphony

Adventure, BlockSymphony, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, discord members, discord server, epic builds, EXCITEMENT, friendly community, friendly players, Minecraft, Minecraft enjoyers, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Shop, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to BlockSymphony, the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Dive into a world full of creativity, excitement, and community. Explore epic builds in our Minecraft Server and make new friends on our Discord server. Join us and become part of our growing community! BadServer – where the adventure begins!

What do we offer??:

Friendly Community A functional Discord Server A great and also fun to play Minecraft Server Gamemodes like Skyblock, Survival etc. A fully working Shop for the Minecraft Server

What are we looking for??: Friendly Players Minecraft Enjoyers Discord Members

blocksymphony.net:50527

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	159	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAK1.MCMCMC.RU

Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

Announce trailer, booru, collaboration, Craft, crossover, cytube, dc comics, IDW, Minecraft, Mod Recommendation, OC info, official trailer, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, release dates, Server, Shota Fox Island, sonic, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, transformers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General, where we discuss everything Sonic and more! Join us on Shota Fox Island where the chaos never stops! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running through Green Hill Zone on speed!

We’ve got exclusive content like the Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Official Trailer, Sonic Rumble Announce Trailer, and even a Transformers Crossover that will blow your mind faster than Sonic himself!

But that’s not all, we have a General link compilation that will make your head spin faster than a loop-de-loop, a Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet that will have you collecting rings like a pro, and a Perfect System Collection that will make you feel like you’re playing on a Sega Genesis!

Join us for some crazy fun with our Sonic comic scans, OC info, cytube parties, and even our Pixel World where you can build your own Sonic-themed creations! Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!