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Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

30 minutes, clean sheet, Defense, football, Game, injured, injury, injury update, la liga, Limitao, Madrid, match, Minecraft, player, Problem, real madrid, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, subbed off, substitution, TEAM

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Potions Brewed:	128
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Votes:	9851
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

TobaccoCraft420

14 to 17 years old, adolescent development, adolescent health, adolescent substance abuse, Cannabis use, co-occurring disorders, co-occurring substance use, comorbid conditions, dual substance use, externalizing behavior, mental health issues, mental health problems, risky behaviors, substance use, teenage behavior, teenage mental health, teenagers, tobacco and cannabis, tobacco use, TobaccoCraft420, youth substance abuse

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	900	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.

but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

Arrival, convenient, Courier, delivery service, doorstep, doorstep delivery, Flip, flips, home delivery, Minecraft, MineFlip, online shopping, Order, package, PARCEL, Quick, Receive, Server, shipping, shows up at your door, Surprise, unboxing, unexpected

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken flips into your game and shows up at your virtual door, clucking and demanding to be let in.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” – a pig that spawns with diamond armor and a diamond sword, ready to take on any challengers. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Votes:	1781	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7491

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

answers, city, Cooking, Country, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, Favorite Food, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Global, home, kitchen, local ], location, Meal, Minecraft, Neighborhood, recipes, Restaurant, Server, where do you live

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

PixelPotion

daily happiness, daily happiness boost, daily pick-me-up, daily positivity, daily routine, feel-good moments, Happiness, instant improvement, instant mood boost, little things, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPotion, positive vibes, positivity, self-care, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys, small things

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	838
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Items Found:	7428	Meteorites Collected:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your very first minute of gameplay! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who throw parties every night! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of cake! So come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

LeftistCraft Minecraft Server

Celebrates, Coalition, coalition government, Defeat, Democracy, election, Europe, far right, France, Government, leftist parties, LeftistCraft, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, opposition, Politics, power, progressive, Server, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	48
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between the far-right and the leftist parties! build your own castle to defend against the evil far-right forces trying to take over the server! join forces with other players to create a coalition and celebrate like the french when we thwart their plans for power! who needs real politics when you can have this kind of drama in minecraft?! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, eastern europe, international relations, kills, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Potions Brewed:	85
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have russian missile strikes happening left and right! watch out for those missiles, they might hit a children’s hospital in kyiv! but hey, who needs boring old peace and quiet when u can have explosions and chaos in minecraft, am i right?? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget (unless u get hit by a missile, then u might forget a few things) so what r u waiting for?? come join the fun!

HeartRateFailCraft

accurate heart rates, Attractive nurses, attractiveness, female, female nurses, gender, gender bias, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare system, healthcare workers, heart rate monitoring, HeartRateFailCraft, Male, male nurses, medical field, Medical Profession, patient care, Patients, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Void Gems Collected:	37
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.