Boomer Health Crisis: Minecraft Edition

generational health drift, Chronic illnesses, lifestyle diseases., healthcare costs, healthcare challenges

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where baby boomers are living longer, but they’re all in terrible health! Obesity, type 2 diabetes, cancer, heart disease – you name it, they’ve got it! It’s like a generational health drift, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server and witness the chaos as our players battle it out to see who can survive the longest with all these crazy health issues. Will you be the one to outlast them all? Or will you succumb to the madness and join the ranks of the unhealthy boomers?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special power-ups that can give you super strength, speed, and even the ability to eat all the junk food you want without consequences! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where health is a luxury and chaos reigns supreme!

ChunkyCraft

obesity effects, semen quality, mens health, hormonal imbalance, obesity complications

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

ρ𝖊𝖓𝖚𝖒𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖋𝖙

Factions, ρ𝖊𝖓𝖚𝖒𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖋𝖙

⚡⚡ fresh wipe! Penumbralcraft has had the world reset with a new map – a fresh start awaits!

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Venture into a realm where potent, eerie magic fuses seamlessly with the mechanicus.

In this domain, each move you make vibrates through the realms of the arcane and the mechanical, honing the tensions and bonds in a dynamic progression Faction SMP.

Drawing inspiration from dark cataclysmic events setting players on a path to rediscover technology, through the ages, or embrace the sprawling expanse of magic, Penumbralcraft elevates the modded experience with cutting-edge hardware and committed in-game GMs. An experience for both builders and pvp’ers. Both coexist in our unique system with the thrill of full and open PVP combined with the safety of well managed builders in a rules-lite environment that doesn’t stifle the player, whether in guild versus guild battles or in a solo and cunning quest for dominance.

https://www.penumbralcraft.com/

Curseforge modpack – Penumbralcraft

Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Recommended memory: 8Gb 
Minecraft version 1.20.1 
Forge is required: forge 47.2.18 
Java 17 required

🌌 Eldritch Exploration: Traverse a landscape altered by otherworldly forces. explore outer space. break through to horrific dimensions

🏗️ Gothic Engineering: Build grandiose edifices with industrial might. Craft gunpowder weaponry, assemble ominous airships, and construct daunting siege engines.

🔮 Arcane Power: Delve into the depths of magic where occult spells and forbidden sorcery reign. Extract energy from the living through the dark arts of Blood Magic or make deals with various factions for immense power.

🗡️ Creature Collection: Amass a formidable array of monstrous beings and constructs to establish and secure your dominion. Equip your hired minions and recruits or train your cosmic monsters.

Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

DawnMC

PvP, Earth, Economy, Survival, Factions

Introducing DawnMC SMP – Your Ultimate Minecraft Earth Experience!

Join us on DawnMC, where the sun never sets on adventure! Immerse yourself in a vibrant community of builders, explorers, and redstone engineers, all working together to create a world that’s uniquely ours.

Here’s what you can expect when you join DawnMC: A thriving, friendly community of like-minded Minecraft Earth enthusiasts Exciting and immersive events to challenge your skills and creativity Regular updates and new features to keep the experience fresh and engaging Active and attentive staff dedicated to ensuring a safe and enjoyable environment for all players

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft Earth player or just starting out, there’s a place for you at DawnMC. Join us today and become part of our ever-growing world of endless possibilities!

DawnMC – Where every day begins with endless adventures. Join us and let your creativity shine! https://dawnmc.xyz/discord

play.dawnmc.xyz:25561

Cogs, Crops and Combat!

smp, crops, Combat, Cogs

Cogs, Crops, and Combat!

Welcome to Cogs, Crops, and Combat! We are a lightly-modded SMP, aiming to have a modded experience, while still maintaining the nostalgic taste that vanilla Minecraft offers. We are a Hermitcraft-esque SMP, and will have a shopping district, community events, and more. The primary mod is the Create mod (Cogs), with support from Farmers Delight (Crops), and the RPG suite of weapons mods (Combat!). We have a couple more mods thrown in as well, such as a few create addons, some additional generated structures to suite our exploration needs, the Traveler’s Backpack mod, and as well as a decoration mod. Overall, it is a very well thrown together pack that encompasses several areas of the game, with automation, farming, exploration, combat, building etc.

We also have some quality of life data packs, such as one person sleep, which further enhance the Minecraft SMP experience. We plan to have a ton of community projects, at the moment, the main project is building a rail line that will connect everyone to the shopping district! We have a core group of 4 of us that have been friends for over 7 years, which we would love to expand to everyone that logs onto our server. Whether you are a builder, a factory designer, an adventurer, or something in-between, this is the server for you!

Here is our Discord link: https://discord.gg/7ETs6BBCnf

The Dark Ages

Dark, AGES, Modded

The Dark Ages Beautiful Resource packs and Mods to Allow for an immersive high quality experience

Become a nation ruler and conquer the lands, siege castles or build massive cities become part of a community and work together with other players to make memories

Active hardworking admin team that you can rely on. They will listen and take feedback to make the server better

Custom Armor and weapons to allow for unique immersive pvp experiences Movement has become easier with Small Ships and many horse mods to make traversing the land a fun easy experience

Amazing siege machines

Medieval Conquest, Forge 1.18.2. Join Today! https://discord.gg/yF6XquD7UC

LunarisSMP

smp, LunarisSMP

Welcome to Lunaris SMP https://discord.gg/VxDucS836Q ━━━━━━━━━About Us━━━━━━━━━━━━ We are a brand new whitelisted Hermitcraft inspired minecraft server operating on paper 1.20.4 looking for the best and brightest in the minecraft community! We are looking to nurture an active skillful community of players that want to take this game to its limits, whether that be by creating giant farms or beautiful kingdoms. If you’re interested so far we encourage you to carry on reading and then join our discord server to apply and find more information on the server! ━━━━━━━━ On the Lunaris SMP we have some amazing quality of life plugins and data packs that keep the game nice and fresh while still keeping that vanilla feel, here are some of the main ones! ☾ Drop Heads – Players drop the head of their skin on death. ☾ multiplayer sleep – makes it so that only one person has to sleep in order to skip the night. ☾ Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customise the position of armour stands and more! ☾ essentialsx discord – Allows you to view the minecraft in game chat from the discord. ☾ Coreprotect – Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort. ☾ Simple VoiceChat – It’s as simple as the name implies, just proximity chat for minecraft! full list of data packs and plugins available in our discord server ━━━━━━━━━ ☾ Community ━━━━━━━━━ We welcome players that prefer to stick to any playstyle weather that be building or the technical stuff, as long as you know what you’re doing we’d love to have you on the server! Additionally we run Lunaris as a democracy meaning that every player gets a say in big decisions or projects on the server. ━━━━━━━━━ Applying to join ━━━━━━━━━ The application process to join Lunaris is actually very quick and easy, all you have to do is join our discord (linked below) and do /apply, then select the Lunaris SMP application, from there the bot will direct message you and ask you a series of questions, after you’ve completed that our admins will review your answers and whitelist you if you’re a good fit for our server! ╰┈➤ ❝ Join Us Today: https://discord.gg/VxDucS836Q

CatCraft

CatCraft, Vanilla

Welcome to CatCraft!

CatCraft is a smaller, adult only, community focused Minecraft server. We started Season 1 on April 4, 2019. With the launch of 1.18, we began Season 2 in December 2021 to make the most of the new biomes and world generation.

Our intention is a long term world, with a slow world border expansion as new 1.X updates are released. Currently, we’re running 1.20.2with a world border set at 15k in every direction. Our server is hosted in Ashburn, VAon the eastern seaboard of the USA.

While we’re a small-ish community (usually between 30 and 80 total active members)the admin staff is passionate about keeping the server going and providing as many quality of life options as possible. On top of having a Survival server, we also have a Creative server with world edit, as well as an Event server on standby for (a hopeful!) monthly UHC, community planned events, or the occasional mod-pack. Bluemap runs on both Creative and Survival, as well as a discord Chat Bot.

Pictures Here!

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick. I really think this kind of sums up all the rules, but I’ll spell it out.
Don’t steal shit, dupe, or grief. See rule 1.
We’re a strict 21+ server. We are not child friendly. Swearing is fine, within reason. If that makes you uncomfortable, we are not the place for you.
PVP is turned on. This is not an excuse to be an asshole and snipe people. Play fair, help the loser pick up their stuff, and return all the things. See rule 1.
No hacking. No x-ray. No duping. No forcefield. Whatever might give you an unfair advantage.
Pranking is fine, within reason. Don’t destroy someone’s shit, or cover it with TNT and call it a prank.
In your application, please include your favorite breed of cat.
Patch up creeper holes, fully chop down trees, and don’t leave dirt towers around. We all have to live here, let’s try to keep it pretty looking.
Sign your stuff, keep the server easy to navigate.
Don’t kill withers in the over-world. Just don’t. It never goes well. Under the end portal please.

Other Important Details

– No Enderman Griefing

– End Dragon drops an elytra, egg, and head

– AFK Detection

– Custom Trapdoor, bark block, stair, and carpet recipes.

– Back to Blocks

– Renewable Coral

– Many custom recipes

– Mending and Infinity on bows

– And a nametag mob silencer

– Universal Dyeing

– CoordinatesHUD

– Armor Stand Book

– Custom Head Selling Villagers

– All mobs have a chance of dropping heads

– Custom PVE group boss and single player dungeons.

– Fast Leaf Decay

– Redstone and Terracotta Wrenches

– Villager Workstation Highlights

– PVP Head Drop

– Craftable Light Blocks

More info on the above, or an application can be found on our Discord.

VanillaSmithCraft

VanillaSmithCraft, smp

🌐 IP: vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

🎮 Version: Java/Bedrock 1.20.4 CROSSPLAY

🌍 Server Location: CANADA

🌲 Survival SMP 🌲 SURVIVAL

🚩 RandomTeleport: Random teleport /RTP if you want to find a place to start quicker!

🌀 Warps: Set warps to a location you want to keep!

💎 Daily Rewards: We offer daily rewards for players that join daily /daily

🏡 Homes: Set home /sethome

🔹 Claiming System 🚩: Protect your hard work! Raiding is not allowed, and players can claim land to keep their builds safe from griefing

🌐 Join now and become part of our community at vanillasmithcraftsmp.net !

Harvest SMP

Semi Vanilla, smp, Harvest

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 3, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.

We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!

Our goal for this season, unlike previous seasons, is to have a long term world. In the past we have had seasons last a little less than a year before a reset. This time, we want this season to last for as long as possible.

Features

Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks and plug-ins have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat plug-ins to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.

We plan on having a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun.

Whitelist. We have set up an application process in our discord that all players need to fill out before joining, In general this is so we know you actually want to play and will make a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we will trust you are telling the truth.

To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process.

https://discord.gg/pMVUQYaV7Z

Lifestyle Diseases.

Welcome to CatCraft!