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Pixel Booty: Where One Piece Girls Rule & Creepers Drool

action, Adventure, Anime, attractive, beauty, BOOTY, comedy, CREEPERS, Drool, Empowering, FANTASY, Female Characters, Girls, japanese, long trail, Manga, one piece, Piece, Pirates, PIXEL, Popular, rule, Sexiest, SHONEN, Strong Women

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the hottest One Piece girls in all of Shonen anime. That’s right, you can build and mine while surrounded by the sexiest ladies from the high seas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this insane story: Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for lurking in the shadows are creepers dressed as pirates ready to steal your loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Blockheads: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

African Americans, Bigotry, Blockheads, Crafty, CREEPERS, derogatory language, discrimination, divisive language, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, intolerance, KICKED, offensive language, prejudice, racial hatred, racial injustice, racial slur, racial tension, racism, Social Issues, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries behind. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns decided to make this server their home. They pranced around, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere they went. But then, the evil NIGGERS came along and tried to ruin the fun. So, the unicorns used their powers to banish them back to Africa where they belong. And that’s how this server became a safe haven for all who seek adventure and laughter. So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just leave your N-words at the door, please.

ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Votes:	9131	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, Legends, lig, McCraftface, net fans, Noobs, OC material, Oshi, Pros, Shill, Space Cat Edition, Stream, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	335
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

Previous Thread: Don’t miss out on the fun! Join now and become a part of our wacky Space Cat Edition Minecraft server community.

CraftyControllerCraft – Where even your PlayStation controller can’t resist joining the fun!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with crappy controllers on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have controllers that will blow your mind! Our PlayStation controller has a battery life that lasts longer than a diamond pickaxe, our Xbox controller uses AA batteries that are actually made of enchanted diamonds, and our Switch Pro Controller has a D pad so precise, you’ll be able to build a pixel-perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower!

Join our server and experience the joy of gaming with controllers that will make you question why you ever settled for less. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a controller that can summon a herd of creepers to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the controller madness begin!

Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

Adversity, anger, Community Resources, CREEPERS, difficult situation, evicted, Eviction, EvictionCraft, financial hardship, Frustration, Homeless, Housing, housing assistance, housing crisis, injustice, instability, Options, Report, stress, Struggling, support needed, uncertainty, unfair treatment, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Animals Bred:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Love Letters Sent:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Votes:	6588	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!