New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL

    DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 5448
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep, even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving with a community that values rest just as much as you do.

    Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!

    Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!

    So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RainbowCraft: IDF Secrets Uncovered

    RainbowCraft: IDF Secrets Uncovered
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 9354
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7807
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we treat lgbtq members like royalty! we have hebrew phrasebooks for all our players so they can communicate with the idf and uncover top secret hamas info! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and adventure! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a hamas spy, then maybe you will regret it a little bit. but still, come join us for the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SneakerCraftRichWatchers

    SneakerCraftRichWatchers
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 3415
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 189 Dimension Hops: 15
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Animals Bred: 157 Demon Skulls Collected: 15

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    lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can flex ur block collection like it’s a sneaker collection for rich ppl. we got diamonds for days and u can show off ur swaggy builds to all ur blocky friends. come join us and be the king of the block world, no cap. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure in the mines, u will unlock the power to fly like a majestic blocky bird. yolo, join now and let’s get this block party started!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpudCraft: Where the only thing smoother than our potatoes is our gameplay!

    SpudCraft: Where the only thing smoother than our potatoes is our gameplay!
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 5405
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ores Mined: 6183 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Villages Defended: 15
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43

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    SpudCraft Overview

    Features
    A trust-based diamond economy system
    /spawn command for easy travel back to spawn
    Simple voice chat mod
    Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks
    15-year-old age requirement
    Kind, mature, and interactive community
    Collaborative build projects, events, and game nights
    BlueMap for world exploration
    Custom world generation

    SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a few weeks old. Now is the perfect time to join if you’ve been looking for a new server!

    Join the Discord and submit your application here.

    FAQ

    What is SpudCraft?

    SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

    What do we have to offer?

    • A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
    • An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
    • A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
    • Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks
    • A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
    • A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
    • Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
    • A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
    • Custom world generation, no mods required

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnonCraft Minecraft Server

    AnonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 2622
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs. They were greeted by a talking llama who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Along the way, they battled evil creepers riding on top of giant spiders and even took a ride on a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest pixel art of a derpy cat wearing a top hat. And every Friday night, we host a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning records.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us at squeeb! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft server: /gbvsg/ – Mineblue Fantasy Versus

    Minecraft server: /gbvsg/ – Mineblue Fantasy Versus
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 4267
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Runes Activated: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, we weren’t even at Evo edition! RIP to our guys who couldn’t handle the epicness. Join us for crazy tournaments like the SilentOne tourney where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t miss out on our NA Tourneys where the competition is so fierce, players have been known to duel with enchanted pickaxes. Plus, we have an (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where you can battle it out with other players using only your wits and crafting skills. And did we mention the upcoming DLC featuring Versusia at Evo?!? So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a blocky battle royale?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HookieCraft Color Wars

    HookieCraft Color Wars
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 9314
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Chimeras Created: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach valuable life lessons through the power of pixelated blocks! Join us for our epic “color war” event, where you can show off your building skills and dominate the competition!

    Are you afraid of facing tough challenges? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Just like the daughter in the story, you’ll learn to stand up to bullies and face your fears head-on. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, but that’s part of the fun)!

    So come on, join our server and show those sore losers who’s boss! And remember, if anyone is treating you unkindly, just go to an admin – we’ve got a zero-tolerance policy for pixelated bullies. Let’s build, battle, and conquer together – because in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible (even life lessons disguised as fun)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPantry – Eat, Craft, Survive

    PixelPantry – Eat, Craft, Survive
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 8932
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u should totally join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds that actually sing Taylor Swift songs. And, like, the creepers here are, like, super chill and just wanna give u hugs instead of blowing u up. Plus, our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs. It’s like a magical fairy tale land, but with more explosions and less unicorns. So, like, come join us and let’s build a castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FunnyCraFT come to us [1.8-1.14] ⇦ Minecraft server

    FunnyCraFT come to us [1.8-1.14] ⇦ Minecraft server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 3684
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

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    Minecraft 1.8-1.12-1.14.x ➜ IP: mc.FunnyCraft.suCopy the IP and come in, it will be fun!▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂★ ➜ |Mini Games over 12!|★ ➜ |BedWars,SkyWars,MurderMystery,EggWars,CS:GO|★ ➜ |SpeedBuilders,TheLab,HideAndSeek,PaintBall,TnTTag|★ ➜ |Clans| |Weddings|★ ➜ |Skills| |Trampolines|★ ➜ |Cases| |Drugs|★ ➜ |Weapons| |Armor of Zeus|★ ➜ |Casino| |Effects|★ ➜ |Own spawn| |HP above head|★ ➜ |Auctions| |Passport|★ ➜ |Elevators| |Booze|★ ➜ |Contracts| |Labyrinths|★ ➜ |Parkour| |Daily Surprises|★ ➜ |And much more|▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂★ We are in contact https://vk.com/funnycraft ★➜ IP – mc.FunnyCraft.su [1.8-1.12-1.14.x]Buy donation here: www.funnycraft.su

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  • Evolution SMP: Where Even the Villagers Are Sick of Vanilla

    Evolution SMP: Where Even the Villagers Are Sick of Vanilla
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 6957
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Dimension Hops: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Star Shards Collected: 94
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

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    🌟 Revolution SMP 🌟

    Overview:

    Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

    Features:

    Custom Enchants Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
    Grief Prevention Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
    Anti Pay-to-Win Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
    Jobs Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
    Player Shops Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
    Quests Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
    And More Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

    Why Choose Us?

    • Community Focused: Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
    • Friendly Environment: Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
    • Constant Updates: Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
    • Balanced Economy: Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
    • 24/7 Uptime: Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How do I join Revolution SMP on Java Edition? Launch Minecraft, click “Multiplayer,” click “Add Server,” type in the server address: play.revsmp.com, and click “Done” to join.
    How do I join Revolution SMP on Bedrock Edition? In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab, click “Add Friend,” enter “PLAYREVSMP,” and click “Add Friend.” You will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab.

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