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CardSwipeCraft

anxiety, apple pay, Boundaries, budgeting, CardSwipeCraft, clean slate, Communication, credit card, finances, financial management, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Girlfriend, PARANOIA, personal finance, relationship, SPENDING, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness, unnecessary spending

So, I was mining away in Minecraft, minding my own business, when I stumbled upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds. I was so excited, but then I realized that my in-game spending was getting out of control. I mean, I was buying unnecessary things left and right, like diamond-encrusted armor for my chickens and golden carrots for my pigs.

I called up my Minecraft girlfriend to tell her to stop spending our in-game currency so frivolously. I mean, we need to save up for that enchanted diamond sword, right? But she got all huffy and said it felt like I didn’t trust her with our virtual funds. Like, come on, babe, it’s just pixels!

Long story short, she finally removed my card from her Minecraft Apple Pay, and now we can start fresh with our savings. So, if you want to join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as real as the diamonds, come on over! Just be prepared for some serious in-game financial discussions and maybe a few virtual therapy sessions.

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KidFearz Minecraft SMP

bizarre childhood fears, bizarre fears, childhood anxieties, childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood terrors, funny fears, funny phobias, irrational fears, KidFearz, Minecraft, odd fears, peculiar phobias, quirky fears, quirky phobias, smp, strange childhood fears, strange phobias, unique fears, unusual childhood fears, unusual phobias, weird childhood fears

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive your childhood fears in a virtual world! We have a haunted forest filled with spooky creatures that will make you scream like a little kid again. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the monsters… if you can find it! So come join us and face your fears in the most ridiculous way possible!

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CashCraft: Broke & Blocky

blocky, BROKE, career advancement, CashCraft, debt accumulation, emergency expenses, financial crisis, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial hardship, financial independence, financial insecurity, Financial Stability, financial stress, increased cost of living, job loss, lack of savings, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, side hustle, struggling to make ends meet, unexpected bills

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Creeper Insurance” policy that guarantees you’ll never lose your precious loot again! Join us and say goodbye to creeper-induced heart attacks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed it swear by its existence. Join now and try your luck at finding this elusive creature!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any hostile mobs that dare to come near you? That’s right, no more worrying about getting ambushed by zombies or skeletons while you’re out exploring.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start raking in the diamonds like never before! Trust us, your Minecraft wallet will thank you.

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RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

anti-LGBTQ+, civil rights, discrimination, equality, georgia, Georgian, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, legislation, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights movement, LGBTQ rights violation, LGBTQ+ legislation, Minecraft, Parliament, PASSES, Politics, RainbowCraft, Server, social justice

so, like, u know how some servers r like super boring and lame? well, not this one! this server is so lit, u won’t even believe it! we have unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and even a secret disco party in the nether!

oh, and did i mention the legendary treasure hunt where u can find diamonds the size of ur head? yea, it’s totally real! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave! we have the friendliest players who will help u build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen!

and get this, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all the creepers and zombies away! so u can build to ur heart’s content without any interruptions.

so, what r u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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SatelliteBlockCraft

Astronomy, astronomy enthusiasts, Blocking, celestial bodies, elon musk, light pollution, Musk, night sky, satellite constellations, SatelliteBlockCraft, satellites, skywatching, Space, space exploration, spacex, Stargazing, starlink, Technology, telescope viewing, Universe, view

so, like, u know how u wanna look up at the stars in minecraft and be all like, “woah, universe, u so big”? well, guess what? musk’s satellites be all up in the sky, blocking our view of the universe! but fear not, cuz on this server, we got a secret portal that takes u to a universe where musk’s satellites don’t exist! u can gaze at the stars all u want, no interruptions! join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where the only thing blocking ur view is ur own awesomeness!

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CardSwipeCraft

KidFearz Minecraft SMP

CashCraft: Broke & Blocky

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

SatelliteBlockCraft