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CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	48	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2603

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	709142	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Towns Built:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ores Mined:	9682
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	3818	New Chunks Explored:	338199
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9007
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	123

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	135
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Farms Harvested:	199
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Love Letters Sent:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.

BlockbusterCraft

ad annoyance, ad blocker notifications, ad blockers, ad blocking software, ad interruptions, ad overload, adblocker, annoying ads, annoying pop ups, BlockBusterCraft, browser extensions, digital annoyances, Digital Marketing, internet ads, online advertising, online annoyances, online distractions, pop-up ads, technology frustrations, user experience, web browsing

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Votes:	379
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.