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MineCrafty Capitalism: Where Being a Wageslave is Just Part of the Fun!

balance, capitalism, career, Casual, Economy, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, games, Immersive, Job, leisure, Life, minecrafty, MONEY, mundane, part, Realistic, Roleplaying, Routine, simulation, virtual, wageslave, work

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old wageslave in real life? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where being a wageslave is actually fun and exciting!

Picture this: you start off as a lowly peasant in our server, working your way up the ranks to become the ultimate wageslave master. But watch out, because there are crazy challenges and obstacles along the way, like battling evil bosses who want to steal your precious wageslave title.

But don’t worry, we also have epic quests and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all that wageslaving. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most legendary wageslave in all of Minecraft!

Gold Digger’s Paradise: Where the only thing you can mine is a wealthy spouse

Choices, DATING, Desperation, DIGGERS, Financial, GOLD, husband up, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, MONEY, ONLINE, Paradise, relationships, rich guy, sacrifice, seeking arrangements, self worth, Spouse, sugar baby, sugar daddy, Survival, transactional, Wealthy, whore

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	126555	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by either marrying a wealthy player or becoming an online Minecraft camgirl!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the economy is based on virtual relationships and scandalous online activities. Will you choose love or lust as your path to success in this crazy virtual world?

But beware, drama and chaos are always lurking around the corner as players compete for the affections of the richest and most powerful players on the server. Will you rise to the top as a respected spouse or will you embrace your inner Minecraft vixen and dominate the online scene?

Come join us for a unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Creepers & Kardashians: A Minecraft Server

Anime, anime crossover, anime disaster, avoided disaster, collapse, CREEPERS, crossover, crossover chaos, crossover disaster, DanganRonpa, didn’t happen, Disaster, Imagine, Kardashians, Minecraft, potential disaster, sekai oni, sekai oni crossover, sekai oni disaster, Server, shitshow, thank god, thank god it didn’t happen

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4896

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover you never knew you needed! Picture this: Danganronpa characters teaming up with the demons from Sekai Oni to take on epic quests and build insane structures. It’s a recipe for disaster, but in the best way possible! Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server – the possibilities are endless!

Philippine HoopsCraft: Where Minecraft meets basketball for a slam dunk of fun!

Athletics, average height, Basketball, basketball fans, basketball league, basketball players, biggest meme, competitive sport, Dunk, favorite sport, Filipino, Fun, HoopsCraft, meets, meme, Men, Minecraft, Philippine, Phillipines, popular sport, Slam, sports, Sports Culture, sports enthusiasts, sports fandom, tall players, team sport

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the favorite sport in the Philippines is not basketball, but block-building! Our players may not be the tallest in real life (average height of 1.63m), but in the game, they tower over their creations like giants!

Join us for a chance to experience the biggest meme in the world – where players build towering structures that reach the sky, only to have them come crashing down in hilarious fashion. Who needs basketball when you can slam dunk your way through a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft? Come join the fun and see why our server is the ultimate playground for meme-worthy moments!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Where Blocks Meet LOLs

#AmanogawaShiina, #animecommunity, #AyaseYuu, #CharacterReferences, #ChisakaAiri, #DizzyDokuro, #EimiIsami, #EmberAmane, #EnglishVTubers, #ErinaMakina, #FujikuraUruka, #FuuraYuri, #GamingCommunity, #GramPico, #HakushikaIori, #HikanariHina, #HimemiyaRie, #JapaneseVTubers, #JellyHoshiumi, #KaminariClara, #KanekoLumi, #KannagiLoki, #KokoromoMemory, #KomachiPanko, #MuuMuyu, #PhaseConnectCharacters, #PhaseConnectCommunity, #PhaseConnectCommunityEvents, #PhaseConnectContent, #PhaseConnectCosplay, #PhaseConnectDiscussions, #PhaseConnectDiscussionThreads, #PhaseConnectFanArt, #PhaseConnectFanbase, #PhaseConnectFanClubs, #PhaseConnectFanCommunity, #PhaseConnectFandom, #PhaseConnectFans, #PhaseConnectGeneral, #PhaseConnectHighlights, #PhaseConnectLinks, #PhaseConnectLivestreams, #PhaseConnectMerchandise, #PhaseConnectMusic, #PhaseConnectNews, #PhaseConnectOfficialWebsite, #PhaseConnectSchedule, #PhaseConnectSocialMedia, #PhaseConnectSupporters, #PhaseConnectThread, #PhaseConnectTwitter, #PhaseConnectUpdates, #PhaseConnectVideos, #PipkinPippa, #RemiliaNephys, #RunieRuse, #SayaSairroxs, #ShisuiMichiru, #TenmaMaemi, #TwitchArchiveChannels, #UnofficialArchives, #UtataneNasa, #VirtualContentCreators, #VirtualEntertainment, #VirtualEvents, #VirtualIdols, #VirtualYouTubers, #VTuberCommunity, blocks, LIA, LIVESTREAMING, lols, McMineFace, Meet, minecrafty, OnlineGaming, PhaseConnect, Virtualreality, Vtubers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where you can play alongside the legendary Lia, who can build a castle in under 5 minutes using only dirt blocks! Or how about joining forces with Utatane Nasa, who can tame a creeper and ride it into battle like a majestic steed?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into Hakushika Iori, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a carrot. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka, who can mine diamonds blindfolded while doing a handstand!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time Shisui Michiru built an entire city out of cake blocks just for fun? Or when Tenma Maemi created a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back in under 30 seconds?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for Pipkin Pippa, who has a habit of turning entire villages into giant potato farms. But hey, who doesn’t love a good spud now and then?

Pixelated Realism: Where Minecraft meets the real world!

Action-Adventure, console, Entertainment, first-person perspective, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, immersive experience, meets, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, open world, PC, pixelated, real, Realism, realistic game, role-playing game, simulation, Single player, Technology, third-person perspective, video game, virtual reality, world

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you tired of boring old realistic games? Want to escape to a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build a castle made entirely of cake, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground city filled with dancing skeletons and talking cows. Are you brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to realism and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and let the madness begin!

UkraineCraft: Where Republicans Approve 48 Gorillion Dollars for Blocks and Banter!

AID PACKAGE, Approval, approve, banter, Bipartisan, blocks, Congress, Defense, dollars, FOREIGN AID, funding, gorillion, international relations, Israel, legislation, Military, News, Politics, republicans, SPENDING, Support, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have PLUS 14 GORILLION reasons why you should! That’s right, we have so much awesomeness packed into our server that even the most seasoned Minecraft players will be blown away.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret alliance with the creepers, who promise not to blow up your precious builds (most of the time). And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1780010728763613267

Disclaimer: The management is not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or encounters with Herobrine. Play at your own risk!

OMGcraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for OMORI Fans!

/vg/ sings Good Morning, /vg/ sings My Time, Archive, aubrey, Beta, character birthdays, Console content, Developer Interview, DOOMORI fangame, Download, Fangames, Fans, faraway map, game dialogue dump, Game links, greentext, Guide Art, KEL, MEGA archive, merch, Minecraft, Mods, OC Fic, Official Walkthrough, omariAU, OMARIO fangame, omgcraft, OMORI, omori_daydream, omorimodreverie, Physical Edition, prerelease art, Projects, rainy_mari_mod, RPG Maker MV, Server, sprite dump, steam edition, Thread #1169, Thread Template, Ultimate, Universally Loved day-by-day guide, vanillasavefiles, whiteboard, Zoo edition

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	7804
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of a zoo to a whole new level! Ever wanted to see Aubrey celebrate her birthday with a wild party? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us for exclusive content that you won’t find anywhere else, like our special Fangames and Projects section. Explore the world of OMORI like never before with our insane mods that will leave you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Pubes: The #shave4iris Minecraft Server

activism, Awareness, Community, compassion, empowerment, friendship, Kindness, love, Minecraft, pixelated, pubes, Server, Shave, shave4iris, solidarity, solidarity campaign, solidarity challenge, solidarity movement, solidarity shave, strength, Support, support Iris, sweetest queen, Unity

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Crops Grown:	3737
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in all the land? We have a special challenge for all our players – shave your head in solidarity with our sweetest queen! Rumor has it that she lost her diamond crown and is now rocking a bald look, so we’re all joining in to show our support. Plus, if you join our server, you’ll get exclusive access to the secret underground diamond mine where you can mine to your heart’s content. So grab your razor and get ready to shave your way to victory on our server!

Pixel Weeb Extremists: Not Just Nazis and Furries, We’ve Got It All!

(subculture), Anime, Behavior, Community, controversy, discrimination, extremism, extremist, extremists, Fandom, Furries, internet culture, Jewish, nazi, Nazis, online behavior, Otaku, pedophile, PIXEL, Social Issues, Stereotypes, TOXIC, weeb, Weeb’s, Weve

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	9224
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of dealing with extremist weebs on other servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you’re tired of weebs taking things to the extreme. We’ve got a strict no Nazi, Jewish, or pedophile policy – because let’s be real, who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine diamonds? Join us for a chill and drama-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you’ll be extremists about is building the biggest, baddest castle in all of block land. So come on over and leave the weeby drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!