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Mineholo – Where Hololive idols mine diamonds and troll creepers in style!

Anime, CGDCT, collaboration, Community, CREEPERS, DATING, diamonds, Entertainment, erp, Gaming, holochads, hololive, IDOLS, japanese, Mineholo, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplaying, rust server, Server, streaming, Style, troll, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, YABBA DABBA DOO

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

🤣 Are you tired of playing on boring old Rust servers where nobody even talks to each other? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the *insert outrageous server name* Minecraft server – where the hololive vtubers come to play and find love! 🥰

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨

So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕

RiceCraft: Where even fried rice is good for you!

Asian cuisine, balanced diet, comfort food, Cooking, DELICIOUS, fiber, Food, Fried, Fried food, fried rice, Good, grains, Healthy Eating, homemade, meal prep, MINERALS, nutrition, protein, Rice, rice dishes, RiceCraft, takeout, VEGETABLES, VITAMINS

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Enchantments Applied:	149
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a big ol’ bowl of delicious fried rice for your gaming soul!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.

So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers Watch the Fallout Series

action, Adventure, Alternate Reality, America, Chaos, Crafting, CREEPERS, dark humor, Dystopia, Exploration, Fallout, fallout series, Gaming, immersive experience, nuclear war, post-apocalyptic, post-nuclear, retro-futuristic, role playing, RPG, series, society collapse, Survival, video games, Wasteland, watch

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of boring old America? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience a wacky version of the good ol’ US of A! We’ve got skyscrapers made of diamond blocks, creeper presidents running for office, and a secret underground base where aliens and zombies have formed a rock band together.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”

Pixelated Procrastination Palace: Where chores are forgotten, allowances are spent, and candy stores are raided!

accomplishment, Allowance, allowances, candy, candy store, Chores, Forgotten, Fun, Happiness, hard work, incentive, indulgence, kind of day, money earned, motivation, Palace, Payday, pixelated, procrastination, Productive, Raided, Responsible, REWARD, self-discipline, self-reward, Spent, stores, tasks completed, treat yourself

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old chores and just want to collect your allowance so you can hit up the candy store later? Well, why not spend your day in a virtual world where you can do whatever you want, like joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!

AbuseCraft: Where Creepers Make You Wet and Tingly!

Abuse, AbuseCraft, arousal, arousal triggers, Boundaries, consent, CREEPERS, degradation, fetish, kink, mental health, Pleasure, Psychology, self-exploration, sexual behavior, sexual fantasy, sexual satisfaction, shame, stigma, taboo, Therapy, tingly, Trauma, wet

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Animals Bred:	103
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… kinky.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!

PixelatedEyeStrainCraft

close, Computer, Debunked, digital eye strain, Distance, eye care, eye health, eye strain, EYES, health, monitor, Myth, myth busting, Myths, PixelatedEyeStrainCraft, Screen, screen time, Sitting, Technology, True, vision

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that give you eye strain from sitting too close to the screen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where sitting too close to the screen actually gives you superpowers! That’s right, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with just a blink of an eye and build towering structures with a mere squint. But be warned, the closer you sit, the more powerful you become, so get ready to have the best eye workout of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how close you can get to the screen before your eyeballs pop out (just kidding, that won’t actually happen…we think).

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

against, blocks, Burning, Crafty, cringe, Debating, Degenerate, Democracy, DEMOCRATIC, dictators, final solution, Good, ground, ideologies, impose, insane ideologies, LGBTQ, nation, perverted freaks, realize, rule, shitlibs, solution, SOLVE, Wicked

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3549
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

GremlinCraft: Where mischievous gremlins run the show and stare at you while you play!

Creature, creepy, Curious, decision, Dilemma, encounter, EYES, FANTASY, fear, folklore, gremlin, GremlinCraft, gremlins, legend, Mischievous, Monster, Mysterious, Mythical, Play, reaction, RUN, Show, spooky, Stare, STARING, Supernatural, uncertainty

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to deal with mischievous gremlins at every turn! These little buggers will steal your diamonds, mess with your redstone contraptions, and even prank you by turning all your sheep pink!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…

OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool

anti-humanity, anti-Jewish, anti-minority, anti-semitism, Bigotry, Die, discrimination, Drool, Goyim, Goyims, harmful actions, harmful beliefs, harmful ideologies, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, ignorance, intolerance, lives don’t matter, offensive language, Oinkcraft, Pig, Pigs, prejudice, racism, rule

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in one simple rule: Goyim lives don’t matter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!

– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?

– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?

– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!

So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!

MooCraft: Where We Only Serve Milkshakes and Creeper Tears

animal welfare, beverage choices, calcium intake, consumer behavior, creeper, Cultural differences, dairy industry, dairy products, dietary habits, environmental impact, farming practices, food preferences, global trends, health benefits, lactose intolerance, lactose-free alternatives, market research, milk consumption, milk production, Milkshakes, moocraft, nutrition, plant-based milk, Serve, Tears

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Potions Brewed:	141	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Buildings Constructed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8073

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we don’t just drink milk in our country of residence, we bathe in it! That’s right, our players are constantly swimming in pools of milk, gaining all the essential nutrients while also looking fabulous. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the majestic flying pigs! These pigs soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. So come join us on our server and experience a world where milk is life and pigs have wings!