Join us for the ultimate uphill battle for good press, just like the PS Vita faced with its expensive games and lackluster graphics. And don’t worry, our server won’t get you into any lawsuits for false advertising – we promise we can’t play PS2 games either.
So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Who needs a touchpad when you have endless possibilities for building and exploring? Plus, we’re way cheaper than a PS Vita – we’ll even pay you $50 to join (just kidding, we won’t actually pay you).
So come on, join us and experience the train wreck of fun that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, even if you bought 3 PS Vitas, you’ll still have a better time here!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of YouTuber zombies start chasing you, demanding likes and subscribes in exchange for your safety. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the last player standing wins a real-life llama as a prize (llama not included, sorry).
But the real highlight of TOTAL DRAMATUBER DEATH is our exclusive “Drama Island” event, where players compete in challenges to earn immunity from being voted off the server by their fellow players. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught without a hidden immunity idol in this cutthroat world of Minecraft politics.
So what are you waiting for? Join TOTAL DRAMATUBER DEATH today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our lawyers are so trustworthy, they won’t even send your case to the companies they usually defend. That’s right, no shady business here – just pure legal expertise in block form.
So why settle for boring old law firms when you can join our server and take on the corporate giants with a team of virtual attorneys by your side? Don’t be a Minecraft legal noob – join us today and start winning those lawsuits like a boss!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows do the cha-cha, and creepers have been trained to breakdance. Our community is made up of the wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a group of ninja chickens to a gang of singing llamas.
But that’s not all – our server also has secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, guarded by a band of mischievous gnomes who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you pass. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – because on our server, anything goes!
Join us if you want to see someone build a giant Louis Vuitton logo out of diamond blocks without any permission whatsoever. Who needs copyright laws when you’re in our world of madness? Plus, you never know what other shenanigans you’ll come across, like a herd of pigs dressed in tuxedos or a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity, come join our server and let your inner chaos-loving self run wild! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend for all the wrong reasons.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Joggers and Pajeets how to sue Japan for racial discrimination!
Join us for some outrageous fun as we embark on a quest to build a world where Joggers and Pajeets unite against injustice and create a utopia like no other!
Who knew that Minecraft could be so lit and woke at the same time? Join us now and be a part of this epic journey!
-> https://discord.gg/bYmRdGzQuT <-This server is for the mature audience of Minecraft players, the players who want a calm, peaceful server where they can show their skills. Their building, redstone and farming abilities to those who appriciate it.We don’t beleive in plugins like land claim and afk kicking because thats not the vanilla way. Why have land claim on a server where the community is a respected, trusted group?This servers is designed around the idea of Hermitcraft, no homes, no warps, just pure Minecraft with no advanced addons. We do however, have the optional Voice Chat proximity mod for those wanting to take the experience a step further.To join this server all we require is you to have Discord and the patience to answer questions in detail for your application process.Keep your Minecraft experience pure, keep it vanilla. [https://discord.gg/bYmRdGzQuT]
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Minegrabbarna is a really cool Swedish minecraft server. The description needs to be 100 characters long so I’m writing this 🙂
mc.minegrabbarna.net
Server IP: play.eclipsedayz.net
Welcome to Eclipse DayZ, a post-apocalyptic survival server where danger awaits you at every turn. Explore our expansive map as you fight to survive the undead – or other players. Inspired from games like DayZ and Escape from Tarkov, fight unique monsters, NPCs and players in a competitive, unforgiving world. Join us for the opening on 4/30/2022, at 5:00 pm EST!
Version: 1.12.2 Server IP: play.eclipsedayz.netMap: https://map.eclipsedayz.net/
Here are some features we offer:
Loot:There is special loot carefully placed all around the map! Explore the world using our map to find all kinds of cool stuff, like weapons, armor, medical supplies, valuable items, and more!
Guns: We have dozens of guns to find in the world, which all use special ammo types. Find all kinds of weapons to suit your playstyle – to take enemies on at range or up close, there’s a weapon for that.
Armor:We also have many different armor pieces to find, each with special enchantments to increase diversity. We have lots of unique helmets too! Equip yourself to be a disguised assassin, a heavy militant, or whatever you want!
Tier System:Our server uses a tier system to help players easily understand what equipment is worth keeping or not. Rarity isn’t everything, though. Decide for yourself what is worth using.
Ranks/Economy: A huge part of our game is making money, and with a little experience even you can learn how! Gain money and rank up, unlocking new perks and locations. Find valuable items to sell at traders across the map for money, and other desirables to sell on the auction house.
Bosses:Challenge one of our bosses – if you dare. NPC’s are tougher than your average zombie, nearly all of them being hostile. Bosses will put your gear, supplies, and patience to the test. Find them across the map, take them on by yourself or with friends, and reap the rewards.
Crafting:Find crafting supplies across the world to make special and useful items for your survival.
Base Building:We have a simple base building system to encourage players to hold a place down to store items. Place base materials in certain areas across the map to make a home in a hostile world. Be wary of players wanting to take what you have, though…
And More!The release is just beginning! Join today to explore all these features, plus more!
Version: 1.12.2 Server IP: play.eclipsedayz.netMap: https://map.eclipsedayz.net/
play.eclipsedayz.net
fast.mcpehost.ru:19136
Welcome to PokeMew! Come start you new Pixemon adventure on us. In our survival server, you can play with friends and have a good time. Never-ending fun is waiting for you as soon as you join PokeMew! – pokemew.apexmc.co – Pixelmon Reforged, Minecraft 1.12.2 Server Features: – Keep Inventory – GTS & Auction, Safari – 5x Pokemon Spawn rates – Ev Training – Daily Vote Rewards – Increased Shiny/Legend Spawn Rate, Wondertrade – Incredible Stable Economy, Grief Prevention – Super Friendly Staff / Environment
141.94.98.136:25714
Join BlocksSMP now for an unmodified minecraft experience! https://discord.gg/FDCwXd9Gke thanks. AND the best part, its cracked. So u can play on any ccracked client.No hacking!
Bruhsmpofficial.aternos.me:22452
RazorCraft is a Minecraft Skyblock Crossplay server that supports both Java(Version 1.16.5-Latest supported) and bedrock edition(Latest version Supported).Skyblock Features:-
➼Amazing Hub to explore.➼Many Custom Skills ➼Island Customization ➼10+ Custom Minions ➼Robots. (Grinder, Miner, Collector, LumberJack) ➼Mana and abilities ➼Custom Crates ➼Custom Enchants ➼Custom Armor ➼Custom Items ➼Custom Crafting Recipes ➼Vote Rewards ➼Auction House ➼Amazing Kits to unlock ➼Quests ➼So many more coming soon!
razorcraft.mc-srv.fun
SettleScape is a small, tight-knit server with high-quality, open-source configuration, quality moderation, and a mature playerbase. It is a survival PvE server, focused primarily around the construction of towns.
While the server does accept donations to stay afloat, it operates essentially as a non-profit; and all funds earned in excess of the amount needed to stay online go either to improving the server, or as redonations to the plugins that make the server what it is — so supporting SettleScape directly supports the Minecraft server development community at-large.
The server has been around since mid-2019 and intends to stay up for the long-haul. The world is persistent — players can rest assured that their countless hours of hard work will never be deleted. Even in the event that the server goes offline forever someday, world downloads will be provided. The server has an aggressive backup strategy with a separate, off-site server; so even if the server host goes up in flames, your builds are still safe.
Some notable plugins on the server are Towny, mcMMO, rankup, Beacon+, Jobs, and plenty more. Players who encounter bugs are encouraged to lodge issues on the server’s GitHub issue tracker; and there is an in-game bug bounty of $1000.
There is a no-tolerance policy for bad actors, griefers, etc. SettleScape has a small team of experienced moderators who will not stand for violations of the server’s few, but sacrosanct, rules.
While children are not disallowed on the server, there are currently no special arrangements made for them. Children under 18 should seek their parents’ approval before playing on any public Minecraft server. Children under 13 are not allowed on SettleScape except with parental supervision.
settlescape.org
Just a fun survival smp ……………………………………………………………. ………………………………………………………………………
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