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GratefulCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, caregiving, caretaking, child rearing, dependency, family, Feeding, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, love, Minecraft, Nurturing, OBLIGATION, parenting, parents, provision, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Shelter, Support, thankfulness, upbringing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Animals Bred:	59
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise not to guilt trip you like your parents do! Join us and escape the clutches of parental guilt with our virtual world where you can thrive and build without any strings attached!

🤪 Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your epic building skills without any parental interference. No more being told to be grateful for basic necessities, here you can be as ungrateful as you want while building your dream world!

😜 Join us for a hilarious escape from reality and let loose in a world where you can be as ungrateful as you please without any consequences. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to call home? Let’s build and laugh together, join us now!

CraftyMFW Minecraft Server

10 years ago, 7-1, anniversary, anniversary meme, Brazil, CraftyMFW, disbelief, EMBARRASSMENT, football, funny, meme, mfw, Minecraft, O HECK NO, reaction, Server, shock, Soccer, social media, sports, Upset, viral, World Cup

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Remember that time when Brazil got absolutely destroyed by Germany in the World Cup? Yeah, that was 10 years ago! But don’t dwell on the past, come join our Minecraft server and create your own epic moments that will go down in history!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We have epic PvP battles that will make you question your own sanity, insane parkour courses that will test your skills, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join.

Join us and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who needs the World Cup when you can be the champion of our server? So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

KidCraft Fun Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dealing with difficult family members, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, Family Values, family visits, Fun, generational differences, handling conflict, Identity, KidCraft, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Self Discovery, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, VALUES

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Emeralds Found:	2972
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Star Shards Collected:	137
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid all the family feuds and awkward dinners!

Join us and leave behind the days of being called names by your dad for having your own opinions. On our server, the only name-calling you’ll encounter is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Escape to our server where you can discuss movies and TV shows without fear of being shut down by your dad. In fact, we encourage lively discussions about all things pop culture – just leave the family drama at the door!

Forget about trying to navigate tense family dynamics, on our server you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. No need to worry about awkward encounters at the dinner table – unless you count the awkward encounters with creepers!

So come join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures and make new friends in the world of Minecraft? Plus, we promise there will be no one yelling “It’s a f** show!” in the middle of a restaurant – unless it’s a creeper blowing up your base!

PurrfectSnitchCraft

apartment, Appearance, baby monitor, Camera, cat sitter, Colleague, Confronting, daycare, fashion design, Financial, Housewife, husband’s friend, NANNY, NEGATIVE, NYC, Plain Jane, PurrfectSnitchCraft, stay at home, thank you gift, vanilla scented candle, well off

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	184
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	289	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cat sitters have drama worth tuning in for! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret camera footage, gossiping sitters, and vanilla scented revenge gifts.

Our server is so lit, even the cats are getting in on the action with their sneaky naps and nursery adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have a monitor app to catch all the juicy drama in real-time?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community where even the plain Janes get their moment to shine. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of a date night gone wrong in someone else’s apartment.

So come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Let the drama unfold, one vanilla scented candle at a time!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

compatibility, dating apps, dating profile, dealbreaker, first impression, Minecraft, online dating, profile picture, red flag, red flag alert, red flag behavior, red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag red flag red flag, red flag sign, red flag warning, relationship, Server, Statement, swipe left, Swipecraft, turn off

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	98	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps because everyone seems so boring and basic? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and never worry about dealbreakers again, because we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match in the form of a blocky avatar. Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to building pixelated castles with your new pixel pals.

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to mine their way into your heart. From diamond hunters to redstone engineers, you’ll never run out of interesting characters to meet and mingle with.

So why waste your time on dating apps when you could be crafting your way to love on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start swiping right on a whole new level of fun and adventure!

BlockyBonerLand

awkward, BlockyBonerLand, body image, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, funny, humor, inappropriate, mens health, mens issues, mortifying, Public, random boner, self-conscious, sexual arousal, social faux pas, social situation, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, worst places

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of getting random boners in awkward places like the grocery store or at a family dinner? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about embarrassing boners again! Our virtual world is boner-proof, so you can mine, build, and explore without any unexpected surprises popping up. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so boner-proof that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t get a rise out of it. So come join us and say goodbye to awkward boners forever!

KamikazeCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, drone attacks, Insurgency, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, killing, Kurdish, kurdistan, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, PKK Rebels, rebel group, Server, Terrorism, Turkish bases, Turkish soldiers, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Items Found:	2490	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a kamikaze drone attacking turkish bases just like the kurdish pkk rebels! we have crazy battles and insane missions where you can take out enemy soldiers and be a total badass. join now and show off your skills in the ultimate war zone! who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? let’s goooooooo!

ZelenskiyCraft: Revenge of Ukraine

aggression, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Military Action, military response, peace talks, Politics, president, RETALIATION, Revenge, Russian strike, sanctions, security concerns, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magic Items Found:	4678	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine’s zelenskiy as our leader and he’s gonna get revenge on russia by building the biggest TNT cannon you’ve ever seen! watch out russia, we’re coming for you in blocky style! join now for a chance to be a part of this epic battle and help zelenskiy get his revenge in the most explosive way possible! BOOM!

CraftyCarbonCentral

agroecology, Biodiversity, carbon stocks, Central Europe, climate change mitigation, community resilience, CraftyCarbonCentral, ecological design, ecosystem restoration, environmental conservation, food security, green living, natural resource management, organic gardening, permaculture, permaculture principles, regenerative farming, soil quality, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable land management

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	3510	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3830

join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual trees and save the planet, bro! we got so much carbon stocks you’ll be breathing in that fresh air like a boss. our soil quality is off the charts, like seriously, you won’t find dirt this good anywhere else. and don’t even get me started on the biodiversity, we got so many virtual animals running around, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here. come join us and help save the virtual world, one block at a time!

Authentic Vanilla

Anarchy, authentic vanilla, ddos attacks, Discord, exploits, Fabric, glitches, hacked clients, java edition, Lag Machines, minecraft server, multiplayer compatible, Neverresets, no building requirements, no landclaims, planet minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Semianarchy, server performance, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla anarchy, Vanilla Gameplay, Vanillaanarchy, Version 1.21., War, World Borders

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

AboutAuthentic Vanilla is Java Edition Minecraft in its purest form. It is a “Vanilla Anarchy” server, meaning pretty much anything aside from hacking or exploits are allowed. The world, which will never be reset, is whatever you want it to be. Anything you can do in Mojang’s intended vanilla is fair game, you need not be bogged down by landclaims or building requirements or suffocating world borders. But be ware, the freedom to create also comes with the freedom to destroy, so keep what you make safe.

VanillaTo keep the server as authentically vanilla as possible, the server will be running Fabric rather than the more widely used, but much more invasive PaperMC. This means that farms that are known to not be multiplayer compatible due to PaperMC’s intrusive optimizations should work here, without it being at the expense of server performance.

VersionThe server will be launching on 1.21, and always update as soon as it can.

RulesThere are only 4 simple rules to ensure fair gameplay and the safety of players:

1. No hacked clients or other mods that give an unfair advantage2. No use of glitches or exploits to gain an unfair advantage3. Do not harm the server’s integrity through DDOS attacks or lag machines4. What happens in the block game stays in the block game, do not threaten people’s real life well being

Launch DayThe server will be launching later this month, likely Thursday the 18th or Friday the 19th. So now is the chance to get in early!

DiscordThe Discord will be the main way to connect with players outside the server and see relevant announcements relating to the server, so it is highly recommended to join: https://discord.gg/xDkcHja5

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