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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6350 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.