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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8201 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Emeralds Found: | 1332 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.
Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!
AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”
