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UkrainianLoot Minecraft Server

$50 billion, asset freeze, asset seizure, Denys Shmyhal, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial compensation, financial recovery, foreign investments, immobilized abroad, international finance, international law, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Minecraft, political tensions, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, UkrainianLoot, Year End

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine is gettin’ $50 billion from Russia and dey gon’ use dat money to make dis server LIT AF! Imagine playin’ Minecraft while swimmin’ in a pool of money like Scrooge McDuck, except instead of gold coins, it’s Russian rubles! We got diamond blocks for days, and our creepers wear designer sunglasses cuz dey fancy like dat. Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret treasure chest hidden in da server, u’ll unlock da power to control time and space! So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one ruble at a time!

TeleFranceCraft

CEO, challenge, Communication, Court, cybersecurity, digital rights, Dispute, ENCRYPTION, Evidence, France, Government, International, investigation, Legal, messaging app, privacy, russia, Surveillance, Technology, TeleFranceCraft, Telegram

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	96	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do backflips. if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but shh, don’t tell anyone. oh, and did i mention that our owner is a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse? yeah, true story. so, like, join now or miss out on all the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ValuedCraft: Boosting Mental Health

BOOSTING, children, Communication, emotional connection, Emotional support, family bonds, family dynamics, Family Support, feeling valued, health, Mental, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, parental satisfaction, parental well-being, positive experience, positive parenting, psychology research, relationship quality, self worth, Spouse, study, ValuedCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	1721
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

so, liek, u kno wat makes u feel valued? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, DUH.

wen u join dis server, u feel liek ur part of a BIG happy family. ur minecraft spouse and children (ur minecraft kids, obvi) will make u feel SO valued.

wen u feel valued on dis server, ur mental health gets a MAJOR upgrade. u start feelin all happy and stuff, and ur relationship with ur minecraft fam just gets better and better.

so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server and start feelin VALUED AF. ur minecraft spouse and kids r waitin for u to join their happy minecraft fam!

Join Dragon’s Legacy RPG – Where dragons rule and mods drool! Server launch in 4 days!

Days, dragons, Drool, Join, Launch, Legacy, Minecraft Server RPG Official Launch Roleplay Modded Embark Epic Journey Features Mobs Mounts Gear Blocks Builder Skills Races Classes Quests, Mods, Roleplay, RPG, rule, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Dragon’s Legacy RPG Official Server Overview

Features	New mobs, mounts, gear
	Thousands of new blocks
	Skills, races, classes
	Quests, structures, biomes

Modpack tutorial for one click install on Discord

Launch day: 08/30/24

Join us today and Forge your Legacy!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I install the modpack?	Follow the tutorial on our Discord for a one click install.
What features does the server offer?	New mobs, mounts, gear, blocks, skills, races, classes, quests, structures, biomes, and more.
When is the launch day?	08/30/24
How can I join the community?	Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/aBQa6p2AwX

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced Weapons, AlienCraft, benevolent, brutalist concrete cities, cement formula, Game, Geniuses, hidden caves, Jewish architecture, Jews, Minecraft, Nazis, Plot, reverse engineered, satanic rituals, Server, Sinister, space aliens, superior technology, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	278	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Animals Bred:	193
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server has a completely unique twist that will blow your mind!

Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!

But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.

If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

BlackrockManga SMP

Acquisition, blackrock, BlackrockManga, business news, buyout, corporate restructuring, corporate takeover, financial news, industry analysis, industry shakeup, investment strategy, Japanese comics, manga creators, Manga fans, manga industry, manga market trends, manga publishers, market impact, media conglomerate, Publishing industry, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Runes Activated:	7	Animals Bred:	86
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve recreated the chaos of the manga industry moments after Blackrock buys it! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, suspense, and maybe even a sprinkle of romance (if you’re lucky).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of manga characters come to life and start arguing over who gets the next chapter release. Will you help settle their disputes or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant manga monster, and it’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat it before it takes over the server. Can you save the day and earn the title of Manga Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness of the manga industry like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

PassportPVP Minecraft Server

American, Bar crawl, British, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural knowledge, drunken behavior, dual citizen, family history, heritage, immigration, insult, irish, judgment, Minecraft, Nationality, Offense, passport, PassportPVP, patriotism, Server, Stereotypes, temper

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where nationality disputes are settled with Irish passports! Join us for a wild adventure where you can wave your passport in someone’s face and claim superiority over their heritage.

Immerse yourself in a world where mocking accents and insulting countries is the norm, but be prepared to defend your honor with a valid passport. Who knew that a simple bar crawl could lead to such intense nationality debates?

So come on down and show off your dual citizenship, because on this server, being British/Irish means you’re the ultimate player. Don’t be an “asshole” like the others on the bar crawl – join us and let the passport wars begin!

MommaMIAWeddingDrama

bridezilla, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, late arrival, MommaMIAWeddingDrama, mother-daughter conflict, starting on time, tight schedule, wedding ceremony, wedding day conflicts, wedding day drama, wedding day expectations, wedding day mishap, wedding day timeline, wedding etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding stress, Wedding Timeline, wedding traditions

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of missing out on important events because your family can’t get their act together? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where time management is key!

Imagine a wedding where the bride walks herself down the aisle because her family is too busy changing outfits 20 minutes away. Picture a ceremony starting late because the guests can’t make it on time.

But wait, there’s more! Blame the bakery for not having buns ready, blame a train for stopping you, blame the bride for not calling to check on your whereabouts. It’s a chaotic mess that you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a well-organized wedding when you can have a hilarious disaster instead? Let’s see if you can make it to the ceremony on time, or if you’ll be stuck in traffic with the rest of the guests!

BeliefGuru Minecraft SMP

alternative beliefs, BELIEF, BeliefGuru, controversial beliefs, conviction, creed, doctrine, Dogma, FAITH, Ideology, individual beliefs, Minecraft, non-traditional beliefs, personal beliefs, perspective, philosophy, Principles, smp, spirituality, unconventional beliefs, unique beliefs, unpopular beliefs, VALUES

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	212	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of llama sacrifices to summon rare mobs! That’s right, forget about mining for hours to find that elusive Enderman, just sacrifice a llama and watch as it magically appears before your eyes!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of chicken wizards who can grant you special powers in exchange for golden feathers. Want to fly like a chicken? Just trade in some feathers and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the weird and wacky world of our server. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side to the game that you never knew existed!

RegretCraft: Insomnia Edition

biggest regret, Edition, emotional baggage, Healing Process, inner turmoil, insomnia, letting go, living in the past, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets in life, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, sleepless nights, unresolved emotions

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of carrying around the burden of your biggest regret like a backpack full of anvils? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to help you forget all about it! Join us and let our pixelated world whisk you away to a land of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

Imagine a place where your biggest regret is transformed into a cute little blocky pig that follows you around, reminding you that life is too short to dwell on the past. Build a giant monument to your regret and then blow it up with a TNT cannon, because why not?

Our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your regrets behind in a cloud of pixelated smoke.