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Boomer’s Retro Anime Minecraft Server

80s anime, Anime, Boomers, dragon ball, effeminate, feminine, Hokuto no Ken, manlier, Minecraft, queer baiting, Retro, Server, trannies

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boomers trying to convince you that 80’s anime was manlier than today’s? Join our Minecraft server and escape the boomer nonsense! Our server is filled with modern-day anime fans who appreciate the true beauty and femininity of today’s anime girls. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to building your own anime-inspired creations, so you can show off your love for the latest waifus and husbandos. Don’t let the boomers bring you down – join our server and embrace the fabulousness of today’s anime!

Solution To Low Birth Rates In The West Minecraft SMP

Africa, Africanized men, Birth, births per woman, demographics, east asia, economic development, Economies, Europe, fertility, immigration, Importing, low birth rates, Minecraft, North America, picrel, population growth, proof, raising birth rate, Rates, smp, social policy, solution, West, Workforce

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP? We’re all about boosting birth rates and fixing economies…by importing Africanized men! Forget about building farms or mining for diamonds, our main goal is to populate the server with as many African men as possible. Who needs villagers when you can have a whole new population to trade with? Join us on this crazy adventure and watch as our server thrives with new members from across the continent. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and help us raise those birth rates to new heights!

Crafty Ass Roll Server

69, ass, assTrips, Crafty, dubs, long tail tags, post, Poster’s choice, quads, Roll, Server, Take request, Thread, Thread slut

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Dubs: Every time you roll doubles, you get to post a picture of your butt. It’s like a virtual twerking competition! – Trips: If you roll triples, you can make a request for anything you want in the game. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. – Quads: Rolling quads turns you into the official thread slut of the server. You’ll be showered with gifts and attention from all the other players. – 69: And if you roll 69, you get to choose any crazy rule or event to happen on the server. Want everyone to wear chicken costumes for a day? It’s your call.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and hilarity on our Minecraft server!

/Vidya Creepypasta General – Minecraft SMP/

archives, args, Basilisk, creepypasta, Creepypasta list, cytube, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, games, Gaming, general, Genocide City, Homemade pastas, mario world, Minecraft, Old Man Reads, Room Template, smp, SNES, SONIC.EXE, Urban Legends, video games, vidya, web series

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to the Vidya Creepypasta General, where we dive into the spookiest and most twisted video game-based creepypastas out there. Join us if you dare to uncover the dark secrets of the gaming world!

Why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can build better redstone contraptions than any player alive. But fear not, for this creeper is a friendly one, and he’ll help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs, like the legendary Basilisk that roams the lands, turning unsuspecting players into stone with just a glance. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of enchanted golden apples to protect you from its gaze.

So come on, join us at the Vidya Creepypasta General Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the mobs are the stories we tell around the campfire. Just be sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of skepticism, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows of our virtual world.

EndlessFinity

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, Hunger Games, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to the EndlessFinity SMP. Our community is based on cities, making it like a modern civilization with plugins like auction house, tpa, quests/daily login rewards, an…

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BlockTnt server Minecraft

BlockTnt, donation, Minecraft, Server, server description, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Star Shards Collected:	200	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Hello, this is a Ukrainian server (not a patriotic one) and here you can live and you can even get a free donation!

blocktnt.bajojajo.xyz

Why Did He Do It? Minecraft Server

ability to breathe, Asphyxiation, Black Lives Matter, brutal crime., cardiac arrest, cause of death, compassionate spirit, excessive semen, family appeal, forgiveness, healing, horrifying footage, HOURS, JURORS, large genital, Minecraft, Mohamed Noor Iidow, multiple times, Natalie, Old Bailey, oversized sexual organ, police examiners, Server, soda bottle, Throat, Understanding, Victim, vile attack, why did he do it, windpipe

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compare to the crazy adventures you’ll have!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!

But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!

Join now and let the insanity begin!

Illegal Block Building Minecraft SMP

app, BLOCK, building, compatibility, control, ctrl, Firewall, G Hub, g502, illegal, Issue, jew, logitech, Logitech Gaming Software, Minecraft, OFFLINE, On-board memory, ONLINE, Problem, Shift, Shift keys, shitty, smp, software

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Items Found:	2096	Zombie Dances:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of being held hostage by Logitech and their sneaky tactics? Join our Minecraft SMP where we rebel against oppressive software companies! We’ve got players who have hacked their way into the system to make sure you can use your G502 with the Logitech Gaming Software program without any issues. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold meetings to strategize against these tech giants. Join us and fight the good fight against the tyranny of G Hub!

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base building, classic minecraft, classic survival, Cooperative gameplay, cooperative play, efficient tree cutting, Exploration, long journeys, Minecraft Experience, mob defense, multiplayer, multiplayer server, player cooperation, Resource Gathering, sethome command, survival gameplay, TreeCapitator plugin, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Multilangage server, vanilla

Simple Survival: The server aims to provide a classic Minecraft experience where players can build, survive, and explore without heavy modifications to the game’s mechanics. It’s perfect for those who enjoy the fundamentals of survival gameplay. Come with Friends: Invite your friends to join the server and work together. The experience can be shared in cooperative play, making it easier to build huge projects, defend against mobs, and explore the world. /sethome: This command allows players to set a home location that they can teleport back to whenever they like. This feature is especially helpful for long journeys or returning to a base after exploring far distances. TreeCapitator: This plugin makes tree cutting more efficient by allowing players to chop down entire trees with a single hit. Once you chop the base of the tree, the entire tree will come down, making resource gathering faster and reducing the time spent chopping individual logs.

kakoukakou.duckdns.org:2556

CraftyVShojo+ Server

ApricotFroot, CraftyVShojo, geega, HarukaKaribu, HenyaDiscussion, henyathegenius, HestiaHappiness, HimeHajime, Hotaru, Ironmouse, K9KURO, KsonDiscussion, ksonsouchou, Matarakan, michimochievee, MouseDiscussion, NagIsekaied, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, VShojoOfficialChannels, Vtubers, zentreya

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever, where you can join VShojo and vtubers in their quest to conquer the virtual world! Michi and Are are currently battling it out in PlateUp, along with Rynako and Ruben – it’s a showdown of epic proportions! But that’s not all, we’ve got Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen all ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes their way.

Join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we build, mine, and explore together. And if you see any bait, just ignore it and report it – we’re all about keeping things comfy and civil here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s show the virtual world what we’re made of!

Disclaimer: No actual virtual world conquering will occur. Just a bunch of crazy fun with some awesome people.