Lanolin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Old, retired knitting circle SMP – no factions allowed!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Conquest SMP Server Overview

Platform	Java and Bedrock
Mods	None
Required Texture Packs	None

Are you interested? Join our Discord server for information on how to join:

Link: https://discord.com/invite/6UNf7zWr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Conquest SMP?

A: Conquest SMP is a semi-vanilla faction war server where players can build and fight over territories. It is a new server with a growing community and effective moderation team.

Q: What platforms is Conquest SMP available on?

A: Conquest SMP is available on both Java and Bedrock platforms.

Q: Are there any mods required to play on Conquest SMP?

A: No, Conquest SMP does not require any mods to play.

Q: Are there any required texture packs for Conquest SMP?

A: No, there are no required texture packs to play on Conquest SMP.

BlockyBabes – Minecraft Madness

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Helltaker to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of art, gameplay, tips, and discussions about how much you want to snuggle a demon (we won’t judge).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you control a man who journeys into the depths of Hell to create a harem of sharp dressed demon girls. It’s like a puzzle game, but with a spicy twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about the game, it’s about the community. We have fanfic that will make you question reality, and fan projects like spin-off games, mods, and even dating sims! And every 20 threads, and on certain holidays, we have Harem Hellfighters – it’s like a battle royale, but with demon girls!

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a Level Editor Mod for those who want to get creative. And don’t worry about getting lost, we have guides for everything from completing achievements to mastering the game.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Who knows, you might even find your own demon waifu along the way. Just remember, all demons are welcome – even the sharp dressed ones.

Blocky Booty Adventures – Minecraft Server for Naughty Roleplay

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up with some steamy Erotic Roleplay! Join us for a wild ride where you can get down and dirty with other players in the most outrageous ways possible. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous strip mining, anything goes on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will leave you blushing and begging for more!

CraftyQueers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Chavo Guerrero Jr. suddenly becomes Andrade’s manager for a whole 15 seconds! That’s the level of chaos you can expect on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Any Server like Dad Jokes? Not Win-craft! PvP-Laughs!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Enchantments Applied:	144
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8454	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dungeon Realms
Server IP	play.dungeonrealms.net
Description	A server with custom gear, full loot PvP aspects, and the possibility of running into PvP in various zones.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there full loot PvP on this server?	Yes, there are full loot PvP aspects on Dungeon Realms.
Are there custom gear options available?	Yes, Dungeon Realms offers custom gear for players.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on PvP aspects and the thrill of risking loot in a DayZ/Rust manner.
Can players encounter PvP in various zones?	Yes, players can run into PvP in many different zones on the server.

CraftyChop

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Votes:	1394
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!

LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!

acceptance, emotional well being, Epidemic, fake news, Gratitude, Happiness, life lessons, LonelyCraft, Male loneliness, man, mental health, personal growth, perspective, positivity, reality check, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, societal pressure, toxic masculinity

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Items Found:	7568	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.

Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?

CraftyCryptos: Where even our diamonds are more stable than your investments!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ores Mined:	4924	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of constantly losing money on shitcoins? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto paradise! Join us and experience the thrill of finding new virtual currencies that are constantly pumping – forget about real-life investments, this is where the real money is made! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually filled with hidden Bitcoin treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate crypto miner in our wacky world of blocky riches!