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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1666 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 186 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?